Tijuana Jaxon

Running enthusiast and functional stoner. Fitness tips & gypsy humor

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

Never settling, but setting every goal high #TMC

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

Negativity slows you down

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

@nikko_gosohard I was impressed! She just kept fucking like nothin happened. I ended up busting my load ontop of her squirt puddle. I couldn’t let her outshine me like that #MambaMentality

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

I adore a baddie who can squirt a fat load on my sheets with no shame. Squirt up, squirt down, squirt all around babygirl #supersoaker

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

go after your goals, not people

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

@Brandon_Catron Definitely had bangers I’m not denying that. All I’m saying is I never quoted a T.I. lyric in my life haha the lyrics had no substance

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

2 Chainz. Not even an argument

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Who is the best Georgia rapper? 🤔🎤

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

@Brandon_Catron @rocksgotdreams I’m with you man I bumped paper trail and King all day, but I believe T.I. is one of the reasons why we have mumble rappers today. Go back and listen to old T.I. his lyrics are average at best

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

@Brandon_Catron @rocksgotdreams I’ll give you Andre. T.I. is over rated

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

A real ass nigga don’t give a fuck about Keto crotch! I’ll eat the pussy up if she fit 😝

[InStyle @InStyle]

People think "keto crotch" might be a not-so-pleasant side effect of the high-fat diet. https://t.co/CYnkZachdS

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

@_KP19 You ain’t lying! That was the song I was bumping too 😂

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

This new YG album deadass just made me run a red light 🙄😂 I was too hype bumpin it at an ignorant level

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

You either finesse or you’re getting finessed. Get over it bitch/bitch boy

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

The Rock is Beyoncé for dudes

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

Westworld is better than Game of Thrones and it’s not even close

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

Just show the people doing the funny thing. It’s stupid

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

The nobody memes have to stop. We get it, nobody says anything and then the people are the way they are. We fucking get it

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

@_joeisms Dany all day! Queen Latifah forsure

[Tijuana Jaxon @TheRunningGypsy]

You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen, earn her