Clint Barton

Occasionally moonlights as a secret agent and an Avenger. Carnie orphan, coffee addict, and the best shot in town. Just call me Hawkeye. (#MarvelRP #MCU-ish)

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

And you people wonder what goes through my mind when I'm sitting up in a perch. Bacon cronuts. Mystery solved.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Hey, so I might be taking up LARPing. What do you guys think?

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Discovery Channel needs to get on this, stat.

[Loki 🐍☀️ @RegalTrickster]

Thor's catching salmon in the river with his bare hands.

There's a store five minutes away from us, but apparently, this gives the salmon a fighting chance, which makes it fair.

Makes sense.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Jennifer’s going to throw him out the window if I don’t replace this with a fresh pot.

*whistles and walks away*

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Someone replaced the coffee with decaf. I just know it.

Lang’s paying me back for mocking him, isn’t he? Which, I don’t blame him, but why the coffee?

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

He has. I’ve watched it happen.
I’ve watched it happen and laughed.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

This feels like something Scott Lang would say.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

You know, that would be worth it for that reason alone. I'll grab the shrinking suit while he's not looking. https://t.co/LyGPurRBfC

[Wanda Maximoff @GetsInYourHead]

@TheSHIELDHawk I could always render him mute for a bit- if only purely for our entertainment.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

The plus side to being hearing impaired is the ability to ignore Scott Lang when he's rambling on about something.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

God, now I want bacon cronuts. I wonder if Scott can sneak in and steal a couple.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

@FromLegal Remember me fondly the next time you're eating a bacon cronut.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

@FromLegal Well, at least I was already on the run, though having several international spy organizations added in will challenge mode this.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

What am I talking about? The coffee is always worth it.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

First the Accords and the Raft, now this?

Was the coffee worth it, self? Was it really? https://t.co/5k92MEBcbg

[Natalia Romanova @FromLegal]

I'm afraid we're going to have to burn list Clint.

I'm going to miss you.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Somebody will be around shortly to collect my spy badge and bump me back to rookie espionage.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

I gave in. Did the hat and the sunglasses thing so I could walk into a Starbucks and order a coffee.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Also, can someone tell me if Scott Lang has an off switch? I'm asking for a friend.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Take a look at us and guess who's been the spy for almost two decades.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

Though, I've already informed the others that I'm not going for the whole sunglasses and baseball cap motif.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

There's always an upside to being a fugitive. I mean, hell, all of that special training I got at SHIELD is really paying off.

[Clint Barton @TheSHIELDHawk]

I used to be an adventurer like you... https://t.co/MxkTHh0aif