Kevin Boles

World Class SQL Server Relational Engine Expert. SQL MVP 2007-2012, MCT, frequent presenter, independent consultant. Husband, father, pilot, ballroom dancer.

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@GlennAlanBerry Murphy is always waiting in the wings to POUNCE on those who cut corners in technology!!

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@jenstirrup @JaneCroad CONGRATS!!! That's a huge accomplishment!

[AndyLeonard @AndyLeonard]

[Recent Post] Presenting Master the Fundamentals of ADF at SQL Saturday Boston! Read more at https://t.co/8jP5UNcTax! #adf #training #AzureDataFactory #sqlsaturday

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Dems' agenda—which Manchin obliterated—included universal pre-K, free community college, child subsidies, dental & vision benefits, paid family leave, and elder care. On a per-person basis, West Virginians would have benefitted more than the residents of all but two other states.

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@SQLHA CONGRATS Allan! Do you have a recommendation for an online jazz channel where I might be able to hear your songs? My options are sadly limited way down south. Also, do you have a prefered purchase method - one that will put the most coin in your pocket?

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

I entered JayzTwoCents $5,000 Dream Setup Giveaway! Learn more by going to this video! https://t.co/7gHLgvOVaD

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

When Republicans start in with their usual, “This is not about guns. We need to take a serious look at mental health in this country… blah blah blah…”
Show them this. 👇

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

"Outlawing guns won't solve the problem."

Really? Because you all had a problem with abortion, and now those are really hard to get.

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@BrentO People, including those that demo it to show "bad perf hit", don't use Profiler correctly. rpc batch,sqlbatch,dur,cpu/reads/writes/rowcnt,start,dbid,spid,query. Exclude "exec sp_reset_connection" (saving up to 50% of calls for .NET apps). Use ALL THE TIME!

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@kleegeek Look at the pretty checkerboard pattern!! :-D

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@grrl_geek Indeed!!

[Darling Data @erikdarlingdata]

if you're trying to install sql server 2022, make sure you uncheck this box, or you'll end up at an install step that you can't get past without a bunch of azure nonsense.

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

@GFritchey I had no idea this tech was used in WWII. And the effectiveness on Okinawa was amazing!

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

Professor @RBReich gives The Simpsons a lesson in economics this Sunday — and we *will* be taking attendance.

[Tim Ford @sqlagentman]

https://t.co/pJjOeQhHeM

#sql #sqlserver #sqlps #security

[Paul White @SQL_Kiwi]

Continuing my series on simple parameterization & trivial plans, part four begins coverage of the compilation process with the parser's role:

https://t.co/g0emWKbdnw

[Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru]

I'm so happy to be presenting my favorite session once more!! So many things that all SQL Server developers and users should know! RT @InlandNWData: Join us on Thursday May 26th at noon pacific to learn more about common TSQL Mistakes from @TheSQLGuru: https://t.co/29oy5Fhirk

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Have never done this somewhat silly Twitter thing before, but RT if you believe in the separation of church and state