Jason Epperson

The Saj...more twisted than a lime on a margarita!

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk

My bet for 11/21 unveiling, CYBERTRUCK demonstrates double-duty option as a "dump truck"... (Based on the two official images released to date.)

Elon, am I right?

#CYBERTRUCK=DUMPTRUCK

https://t.co/t6RgRudezY

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck unveil Thursday night

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@NHPDnews So sad. I love that building.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk @paulg She tried to escape what are clearly deadly men.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk Why not a block chain based ballot system where one enters a registration code and ballot receipt to confirm their ballot was recorded correctly. A verifiable and accountable election system.

I mean Visa handles billions of transactions. Can't we handle a few hundred million?

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@charliekirk11 Hey fucking moron. What if they don't work on Mondays. What if they're on vacation or out sick?

Duh, ya you guys act so smart. And paint things with a broad brush. But you're morons if anyone thinks for a moment.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk I used to respect and defend you, wish you stuck to cars and rockets.

But today let me just say a big F-U

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk Most do this already every week, some every day. They do it to their own management.

Requiring it outside of proper chain of command. Threatening jobs if not replied to by deadline is ridiculous. Some people are not even in the office on Mondays. Won't even know about email!

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk Or maybe they don't fucking work on Mondays, maybe they're on vacation, or out sick!

So you're just going to fire them? Deadline should have been within 24 hours of receipt of email.

And if someone didn't work, do you think they can't make something up?

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk If DOGE wanted to save money it would look into programs like Lockheed's F-35 that cost well over a trillion dollars.

Or why we build M1 Abrams tanks only to ship them directly to mothball town.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk Did you ever pause to think that not EVERY Federal employee works on Mondays?

Sending out an email, and threatening jobs for not completing it by the deadline.

Are you going to fire everyone who was out on vacation Monday?

Please use some more common sense.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@McDonalds I made a thing. Took two plain McDoubles and sandwiched them between two McChickens.

I call it the McCarnivore!

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@screenrant Pitch Meeting for "Godzilla-1" We have this movie, it's a shoe in for Best Picture despite a meager budget. It's a historical post-WWII drama. Deep character development and a solid story. Academy Awards will love it. Except? Um, we're adding Godzilla to the film?

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@levarburton @hulu Listening to you share your #rage, my heart ached. I know that the roots of rage are pain. It's easy to be unaware of how much others are hurting, have been hurt, are being hurt. Watching you and Mr. Fishburne converse was a beautiful true display of the heart.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@NymphBri I looked them up, and Shoot the Moon is one I always enjoyed but did not know the name of.

The second one is well, one i wish I had tried back when I was able.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@elonmusk Ya, I'm generally not a big fan of cooked fish.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

#B5onCWin23

Definitely would like to see the B5 universe back in play. JMS originally B5 series had the most ingenious and captivating story arcs of the 90's.

Oh, and can somebody please stream Captain Power. My religious parents wouldn't let me watch it as a kid.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

#mazda5 The Little Car that Could

Features a 3rd row (2-2-2) for six passengers. Carries cargo too! Wish Mazda still made these, it would be my next car, again.

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@VancityReynolds @AviationGin AviationGin contest idea. Each cap includes a code to enter in an online contest. The winner gets a cameo in Deadpool 3 drinking Aviation Gin.

3rd place winner gets a Blu-Ray disc of Deadpool 3

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@VancityReynolds @Mintmobile @RobynLively Does the Mint Mobile Family Plan come with a free bottle of Aviation Gin?

[Jason Epperson @TheSaj]

@TMobile @Tesla Best T-Mobile Tuesday contest ever! One question, will the Tesla Y be T-Mobile "pink"?

#TMobileTeslaTuesdays + #contest