Salacious B. Crumb

Loyal servant and humble companion of Jabba the Hutt

[Salacious B. Crumb @TheSalaciousB]

Midweek blues and hype dichotomy needs to be studied.

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After a long day of aligning logos and reformatting power points I want to check twitter and see people getting hitting by cars or beating each other to death. Literally no one gives a shit abt politics #enough

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@junkbondanalyst Reinvent the universe

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Shoutout band

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@QuinnPorter007 Welcome to the show

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Being hungover at work is t-5 worst feelings ever

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Gotta love midweek bar reps

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I think I have heart problems #oops

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Spent a lot of time thinking about how I’m going to explain to my future wife why there are plaques in all the showers at my college fraternity house named after me #poppingcherries #lostcityof…

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Collecting ious is like collecting infinity stones

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Fuck Disney that shit is ass

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@tripsburner @STIMJESUSDIED

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First paycheck hit. How much does the entire world cost

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Chief keef might have been on to something with his stance on New Jersey #tacticalnuke

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Feel like Ken griffin the way I’m bringing awareness to this situation #leverage

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Going to my family reunion this weekend. How can I maximize chaos and acrimony? #evil

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Trying not to spend your first check is like saying no to a beer #greatestbattlesforhisgreatestsoldiers

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Nothing beats a 25k direct deposit on a Friday morning #expand

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John pork Rolex in the cart alr. Bonus hits tomorrow. We are absolutely winning #victorylap