The Salty Sailor

Cruising the Lakes and Oceans looking for my mermaid 😏. Bartending in my off time 🍻. avi not me.

[The Salty Sailor @TheSaltSailor]

Which one?

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Snapchat saw it first. Still needs to heal and the stencil lines washed off!

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@kenfyoozdbee Idk, I feel like we are doing pretty good hahah

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@raaaaach12 The sad truth is, I can lay on my back and be up all night. Soon as I go to my side or stomach, I’m out!

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Who else is beat dead tired but doesn’t know how to go to bed? 🙇����‍♂️

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Shit, if credit scores paid for luxuries, why don’t I have my dream house/garage with 100 acres yet??

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@sommerhicks Exactly what I was doing today for 12 hours 😂

[Bee @beesmustbesaved]

Tipsy drunk and video games.

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The things I’d still do for you. Don’t know why you still have my heart but you do

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@peachtreebella Our city is almost entirely shut down right now haha. No one is functioning

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@peachtreebella I’ll still take 18 over -18 😂

[Rach @raaaaach12]

If you have a jeep on tinder, I automatically swipe right.🤷🏼‍♀️😅

[The Salty Sailor @TheSaltSailor]

When you go to take a piss and your hand slips off your boxers 😵😵

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@Brunette_Btchh Get it!!! And super smash bros!

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Bought a Nintendo Switch yesterday. Already discovered the greatness of not having to pause your game when you have to shit 😂

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@_anxi0us_ Also exactly what I was playing haha

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@_anxi0us_ I almost brought it to work with me 😂

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@Brunette_Btchh I HAVE MARIO PARTY HOMIE!

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What got into me today? Cooked breakfast and dinner. This is unusual haha

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Let’s piss some people off tonight 😜
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