Salté Boi

Content creator, commentator, and game boy connoisseur | I’m the guy who records on a 3DS | Inquiries: [email protected]

[Salté Boi @TheSaltShaker_]

My 2025 commentary reel is now live! Hire me for fighting games like Guilty Gear, Blazblue, and Under Night In-Birth- to trading card games like Pokemon- or even Beyblade. Yes, you read that right.

Link: https://t.co/9xnby13cSY

Full Commentary Resume: https://t.co/ddp4R3rBML

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2nd today with pult noir. Ready for NAIC (I think)

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This is really cool! I think that there will a subset of people who don’t like this because of its similarities to Smash leaderboards, but I think the Uni community is small and mature enough to use this tool well.

My other takeaway is that maybe I should compete more often.

[PYTHIA @EXEC_PYTHIA]

Announcing https://t.co/WQAZMauUMm, the UNI2 competitive leaderboard! Come explore the archives of past UNI2 majors, see your record history against fellow competitors, and watch your improvement journey over time!

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Working on it

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@OlympicThroater Crushing hammer or candy, your choice

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Love you @AzulGG

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@G3rd_NE

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Another undefeated weekly with da pon

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Got 2/17 at a Pokemon TCG cup with Ogerpon Meganium, went 4-0-1 in swiss. Played into a lot of unfavored matchups so getting as far as I did feels good. Also. +$60 credit

R1 Garchomp W
R2 Festival Lead W
R3 Alakazam W
R4 Honchcrow W
R5 ID
R6 Honchcrow WLW
R7 Dragapult LL

[Salté Boi @TheSaltShaker_]

I am currently watching someone at my table pile shuffle their commander deck and is picking up each card individually instead of mash shuffling afterwards

[Salté Boi @TheSaltShaker_]

Got 2/17 at a Pokemon TCG cup with Ogerpon Meganium, went 4-0-1 in swiss. Played into a lot of unfavored matchups so getting as far as I did feels good. Also. +$60 credit

R1 Garchomp W
R2 Festival Lead W
R3 Alakazam W
R4 Honchcrow W
R5 ID
R6 Honchcrow WLW
R7 Dragapult LL

[Salté Boi @TheSaltShaker_]

Well I would’ve 100% gone out to Evo if I knew about the discount code…

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@JDxImpetus I need to know what you actually expected, it’s airport Chinese food bro, if alarms aren’t blaring in your head from that combination of words idk what will

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@Towito66 Always happy to see you compete and perform well. Your Bullet is always a fun watch, was surprised to not see you doing commentary… but that explanation makes sense. It’s a shame how you always remember to sign up for one but not the other each year 😭

[Salté Boi @TheSaltShaker_]

Just wanted to say thank you to all the people at Combo Breaker who asked if I was going to be commentating top cut for BBCF. I know it sounds silly because it is a simple question but I appreciate how it is an expectation that people have for me and it inspires me to do more

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Someone called me Anklegoat at Combo Breaker last night @Anklegator1

[Towito @Towito66]

…To me?

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Wake up old man, a NA Bullet beat Fenritti @jiyunaJP

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This top 8 for BBCF is about to be a MOVIE

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God I looooove 11pm parking lot walks

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Had a nosebleed doing commentary today LMAO

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Enjoying a succulent Costco meal while announcing I’ll be commentating Combo Breaker for my third year!

Friday:
2pm GGXrd Pools w/ @KingJobber

Saturday:
10am UNI2 Pools w/ @omegalid
4pm BBCF Pools w/ @nobodyexe

[COMBO BREAKER @COMBOBREAKER]

Introducing the Commentator Lineup for CB2026!