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Machete don't text.

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@RoaringMdog @JessicaNigri

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@mommiana5 That's what happens when you give women the vote.

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@PapaJohnsUK Can't seem to DM. On Saturday the 2nd of May I ordered a pizza from a branch in Southend-on-Sea. I assume the delivery rider must have had it in his bag at an angle as it had all slopped to one side.

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@PapaJohns this is how my pizza arrived. I don't think that's normal.

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@SafemoonSui @Cobratate Because he's flat in front like a Ken doll.

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@ArtThePatriot_

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@Shagga_Ga72 @janetorion1 @DeborahMeaden Yes, we can learn so much from fictional characters.

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@sciencegirl

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@NoContextHumans

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@firearmvideos Arthur Porkin

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@kelvmackenzie

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@cryptuber @NoContextHumans Boddle of wadda 🇺🇸

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@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS You keep telling yourself that.

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@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS I don't see how. The swastika was visually changed and reappropriated for the nazi party, the white poppy hasn't changed and still means what it did in 1933.

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@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS In Buddhism it still is.

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@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS If you say so, flower.

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@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Everyone knows it was, it was also the other way around, which is still a symbol of peace.

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@Ambient442 @rivkaete @SophieP25397 @GBNEWS

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@WaifuSplit @BishoujoMom @KittenVox There was no recipe. Typical clickbait.