Samantha

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There are enough preservatives in a bag of Doritos to mummify a small dog.

[Samantha @TheSamHatter]

@RogerYoungGB That sounds awesome.

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@RogerYoungGB Is this still an extra credit thing? Because there are very few adults here.

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What's up with all the fountain fervor? When did this begin?

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@RogerYoungGB So roller derby. I have no idea how this works. #gen181

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@racheltheryan Are you queuing?

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@RogerYoungGB Do we have an exam tomorrow? #gen181

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@cdubwoods I'm sorry. :( I know you really wanted that.

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@cdubwoods You didn't get the Oklahoma thing?

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@google terrifies me. One day they're going to rule the world.

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@galileossoul You may or may not be my favorite person in the world because you watch @danisnotonfire.

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@cdubwoods Good thing you're correct.

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@CharliePapa09 I refuse to believe that.

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@galileossoul I enjoy this.

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@LaddiePaige I immediately thought of the Pokemon when I saw this.

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@CharliePapa09 Truth.

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@cdubwoods Ehehehe.... Chucklebunny.

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@cdubwoods Go to sleep.