SamJP

Cars 2 is an amazing movie, and I will fight anybody on this

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

This isn’t threatening this is an affirmation

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

twink…

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

why is this so threatening

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

It’s not funny to make fun of people who killed themselves

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

I should call up Little Caesars the way I want to get crazy bred

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Stay away from walter white it’s not gonna end well for you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter stuns with dark hair for Perfect Magazine.

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Today is autism awareness day so I’ll make sure you’re all very aware I have it

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

The webkinz are looking down at me from Heaven saying “Join us, Sam”

[Webkinz by Ganz @webkinz]

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[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Have you?

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

This is the kind of greed martin luther wrote about

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

I really hope george ronald reagan martin finsihes his book before die

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

It’s cute when kids think fictional characters like Santa and the Easter Bunny are real, but then there are adults out there who still think Charlie Kirk was a real person. Like bro. You’re 40. You have an MBA. You have a 401k. Grow up.

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

If I was mercury I’d be in retrogayed

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mercury is in retrograde again.

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Six seven (67)

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

I’m anti 9/11. A bush would never make my tower fall

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Yo mama 🤰 so GAY 🏳️‍🌈 🤰🤰I ask her on a date ❤️ and she said “no thanks” 😔😔😔

[Tolarian Community College @TolarianCollege]

24 hours left!
We are at $450,000 for @TransLifeline and going until Saturday morning at 10am Pacific. Donate--> https://t.co/KlcjTRPpjK

Thank you to the entire Magic: The Gathering COMMUNITY for being here and being a part of this.
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[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Genuine question I have a beard does that mean I’m not a twink anymore

[Momo 🪽💫 @VallerieMomo]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🎇🎆

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Me looking at my bottle of red food coloring

[SamJP @TheSamJP]

Autism is stored in the cheeks

[New York Post @nypost]

How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD https://t.co/y16C9Kevbg