sam morton

I do marketing things for @mckesson and I love the Cowboys. RTs are complete, whole-hearted endorsements. I wish I had Pop Smoke's voice.

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

I really love to root for my teams in sports it always works out it’s great

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Brian Davis @byBDavis]

Full Steve Sarkisian post-game quote about kicking OU, A&M and Michigan's ass. Audio courtesy of Learfield/Texas radio network. Best I can do at the moment.

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

Coffee shop grinding out work with roundball rock on repeat

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

That key Glock Gypsy mashup is so good

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

@DaveBondyTV Worst thing ever for a Sandusky

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

No clients. No blackmail. Just the love of the game.

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

#TexasHockey

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

@Brandoniswrite @MikeGarafolo You people just say things

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

@clarencehilljr Why didn't they completely fill all their needs with one pick?

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

@datchuguyy thank you uncle chu

[EerRational @EerRational]

Get me to God’s country

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

Not once did Vance say “thank you” in that groupchat mind you

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

@xirtman @adam__xyz Art of Manliness does exactly that. Brett McKay needs more men to see his work

[Jacob Polacheck @PolacheckKSR]

NEW: Troy head coach Scott Cross explains to KSR+ why he only recruits players that like Waffle House.

"We offhand ask them, do you like Waffle House? If the answer is yes, we sign them. If it's no, we never get them."

STORY: https://t.co/zWIMALgpaB

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

there should be an “america before capitalism” shen yun that tours china doing shaker dances

[sam morton @TheSamMorton]

@WesternILUniv He should be able to watch a little porn at work