Sam Sherman

Average at an average number of things

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@BarstoolGruden Show coach how it’s done @BarstoolBigCat

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Trying to figure out your place in line at the DMV should be considered cruel and unusual punishment

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Fire alarm in my apartment goes off last night and a guy I ran into says “I thought it was just my apartment so I took my fire alarm off the wall.” Natural selection take over

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Marquette is worse at making 3’s than @JeffDLowe @BarstoolYak

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Started Fast 7 for the first time about 6 months ago and still haven’t finished it. Not sure if I ever will

[Big Ten Men's Basketball @B1GMBBall]

Illinois is heading to the Elite 8 for the first time since 2005. 🥳

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I’ve been wrong before

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South Carolina is going to make a run in the 2nd half all because of that buzzer beater

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Whatever happened to Gotye or the What Does the Fox Say guys 🤔

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall will always be one of the best comedies to ever exist

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That was too close for comfort

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Illinois is cutting it a little too close at the half

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I have watched this no less than 20 times and I still laugh just as much as when I saw it live

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

The assignment was to make a grilled cheese sandwich. #YakProDay presented by @rhoback

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The show Campus PD needs a reboot ASAP

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If you haven’t discovered Infinite Craft yet, consider yourself lucky

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Got flipped off by a school bus driver. Let’s try to set a better example. Pretend I didn’t start it

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Update: It happened 20 minutes after I started work and I will never get to experience that joyous moment

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I’m gonna be so pissed if they hit those 41 free throws while I’m at work and I don’t get to see it live

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If you use the phrase “you can’t rush perfection” to justify being terrible at your job, just know that you are the worst

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@PFTCommenter Aren’t we all?