Sam Whitman

Country Music Lover, User of Double Negatives, AKA The Full Bagel

[Sam Whitman @TheSamWhitman]

2021 Seinfeld:Elaine meets the perfect guy but finds out he follows QAnon. Kramer is visiting DC and accidentally storms the Capitol. Jerry’s new gf wears a red hat w/ white lettering bc it goes well with her complexion. George is worried wearing a mask accentuates his baldness.

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@alexsheckman @NicoleBarski Glad this was one of my 600 tweets today.

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@MBerns247 @DavidFurones_ Awkward

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

You can keep the receipt.

#IWATJ | #LACvsJAX

[Sam Whitman @TheSamWhitman]

@UncleChaps It’s been a long time since we’ve been able to hold our own against a team this good. I’ll take it.

[Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud @ModernTalmud]

HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THESE OUTSIDE A SHUL

[Blake Bortles @BlakeBortlesUCF]

@CBSSports I ball.

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@alexsheckman Ice pops

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Congratulations to @TonyBoselli, named a member of the @ProFootballHOF Class of 2022!

#TimeForTony

[Sam Whitman @TheSamWhitman]

@UncleChaps do the Jags tweet…

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

Out here like it’s a 2017 practice

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

😂😂

[Sam Whitman @TheSamWhitman]

The darts monologue in @TedLasso season 1 is just an all time great TV moment.

[Landon ⚔️ @landonb94]

Since 2010, SEC teams have only lost 6 times to non P5 teams in bowl games. UCF is responsible for 3 of those

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

*Record scratch*

"You're probably wondering how I got here."

[Sam Whitman @TheSamWhitman]

@UncleChaps @katebarstool This interaction makes me miss the Chaps and Kate show so much #ThankYouForBeingAFriend #BringBackChapsandKate

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@alisonmartin91

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@CastCompliment Aubree & Ina at Lobster Landing are the best!!

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@WaltDisneyWorld Ina, Kristen, and Nia at the Lobster Landing booth at #Epcot were amazing tonight! So much fun and great service. #CastCompliment

[Sam Whitman @TheSamWhitman]

@arothwdwc I’ve only watched a few episodes of Lost and that song still gets stuck in my head.

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@BSilverman1992 @arothwdwc Woah.