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Anonymous story #236
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Anonymous story #235
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@Losiento_QS I received it, it's currently in my twitter message requests. Will attend to it soon inshallah 🤲

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I miss the days when anons would preface the story by apologising in advance because the stories were so, so long🥹

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And if you’re wondering how I actually got married, I went to the dentist. Got set up with his nephew. Said no, now I’m married. The end

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Anonymous story #239
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Anonymous story #238
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7. Dont put an unnecessary amount of pressure on it and try to have some fun!

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*smiles in muslim*🥹🥹

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*cries in IG Hoosen*

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*cries in IG Hoosen*

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Why is it always that the banana you choose, is the one that wants to remain on the head but all the other bananas are more than willing to decapitate themselves for you😭

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Does anyone else's grandmother say that if you sleep between asr and maghrib you become stupid😭

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Plants of the Quran book

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When you sit in someone else's car and none of their mirrors are making sense😭