Samuel Lee Pederson

I'm pretty much the coolest person I know.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

Me: Hey Pneumonia, don't you have somewhere to be?
Sickness: Nope.
Me: It's been 5 days...
Sickness: Nope.
Me: Fuck you!
Sickness: Nope.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

Starting a petition for Ted Lasso to be inducted into the English Premier League's head coach Hall of Fame.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

@monstersandmen You killed it at The Roy Wilkins. Thanks for making my first ever concert one that all other concerts will be measured to.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

God is love and love is real... @mewithoutYou I could not have said it any better.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

When you're at a concert, no matter who it be, you gotta scream "Free Bird". Especially when you're with @IamSamKent at the OMAN concert.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I'm so bored, someone please hit me up.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

Someone hit me up! I'm so bored and have nothing going on all day.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I can't believe I'm flipping between Fox's business channel and Fox and Friends.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

After 12 years in the school system I'm finally graduating. Hello another 4 years of school.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

The people I work with make my job what it is, amazing.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I can't remember a time when chocolate milk didn't hit the spot.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

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[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I'm fucking done with everyone.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

The name is Sam. I do not like green eggs and ham. Please ma'am, don't be a clam.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I was out of control today...

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

Must... share... all... my... opinions... with... everyone... NOW...

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

A Norwegian and a Swede walk into a bar. In Norway that is a hilarious statement.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I am in such a weird state of mind right now. #SpaghettiBrain

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

I am a stegosaurus.

[Samuel Lee Pederson @TheSamuelLee]

At the Walmart looking for the @ItsBromosapien