Daniel Samyn

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I mean Tony Romo may have just been as publicly horny as you’re allowed to be on national TV about Dolly Parton

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

LET THIS MAN EAT!!!!

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

If you think Cheese Trio Goldfish are better than the original ones…you’re definitely a communist

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

Man Frodo is such a loser

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

- Allegedly deflate footballs: 4 games
- Gamble $1500 on games you aren't playing in: entire season

- KO your wife in an elevator: 2 games
- Get accused by THIRTY different women of sexual assault: 6 games

NFL suspensions are a fucking joke.

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I would really love to not need to watch hockey on Saturday. Let’s close it out tonight #LeafsForever

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

How did Evan Neal drop to 7? #NFLDraft

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I mean 50 goals in 50 games is unbelievable

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

How long do I need to wait for football?

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I mean, there are few things I enjoy more in life than watching the Dallas cowboys lose in heart breaking fashion every year. But holy, what a dumpster fire from both teams coaching in the last 3 minutes of that game

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

Cowardly punt, cowardly timeout.

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

What a cowardly punt by the 49ers

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I am upset.

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I am stressed. Why do I feel like this is the year the refs don’t call a pass interference on SF to screw the Rams and it still negatively impacts the Saints?

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

I swear to god Kyler Murray is a madden cheat code

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

@andrewcalpito It can be both

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

This whole tree/pet pic thing is our generations “don’t forget at midnight the rules change…repost this to prevent facebook stealing your data…I do not give permission…”

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

@andrewcalpito Bruh you switch teams like you’re square dancing or something. These are teams 4,5 in like 3 years

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. on a walk. i will just stop. this is allowed

[Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn]

@andrewcalpito Bro… where have you been?