Identity Thief Diana

Sandy Bigelow... Patterson... Identity Thief. AKA Diana.

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

White girls get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black girls get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead. #cornypickuplines

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

#cornypickuplines did you get that body from McDonalds, cause im lovin it.

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

#CornyPickUpLines do you have a mirror in your pocket cuz i can totally see myself in your pants!

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

I like making easy New years resolutions. Like, "pet a dog" or "buy coffee"

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Everyday I'm huslin'

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

we all have that ONE person we regret giving our number to

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Kidz Bop 23? Who keeps buying this junk!?

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

There's a football game at a Beyonce concert tonight!

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

#NothingFeelsBetterThan spending other people's money

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

#WeAllHaveThatOneFriend that thinks they're someone else

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Christmas is so close, I can almost smell the mistletoe that I won't be kissed under.

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Don't confuse her with a Real Housewife. She just shops like one. #IdentityThief hits theaters Feb. 8!

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

#LyricsWeAllKnow Everyday I'm huslin' #identitythief

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Taking your last bite of food and wishing there was still more.

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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. - I'm out bitches

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Growing up as a child, My mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this "Identity Theft"

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

Dinners on you tonight!! And tomorrow.

[Identity Thief Diana @TheSandyBigelow]

But really, do I look like a thief to you?