Sara

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

My second triptan experience is even more unpleasant than the first. I wish insurance didn’t require this little experiment. #raresideeffects

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Why is my daughter tantruming? Because she had to share the dumplings with mommy and daddy. So much getting an appetizer to make the meal special...

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Just had an entirely pleasant dining experience in a restaurant with my toddler.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

I cannot wait to feel better so I clean my house. I am such a boring adult.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

My daughter is currently waging a war against my internal organs. #pregnancy

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Couldn't think of the word for 'tortilla' so I called them 'burrito shells' in the supermarket. Husband is making fun of me. #pregnancybrain

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

No second trimester boost of energy. This is bullshit.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

I'm starting to notice my center of gravity subtly shift...

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Everyone at my work has been very happy and supportive about the baby. I love my job. #feelingthankful

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Made a kickass vegetarian meal tonight after working a 9.5 hour day. #pattingmyselfontheback

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

PSA: the Phillip's brand fiber gummies are by far the most delicious. #slowerdigestiondiscoveries

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

It's super weird suddenly being a vegetarian.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Apparently the only meat my body is willing to eat right now is chicken.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

I'm a big ball of nerves for my first day of work tomorrow. Trying to pet away the stress. Lucky I'm surrounded by puppies happy to help.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

How is cheese so good? White cheddar, you make my life beddar. #cheese

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

We are about to venture out to see the catacombs before our Louvre tour. Excited except I feel like an idiot every time I open my mouth here

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

There is no escaping the dairy in Paris. Lactaid pills with every meal! #whatlactoseintolerance

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

I can't help it. Whenever I start thinking about it all I start to cry. I'm trying to keep myself immersed in fiction- I need happy endings.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

I woke up from a dream featuring someone I was friends with a decade ago and I've spent most the day wallowing in regret. Need comfort food.

[Sara @TheSaraBeast]

Just finished a marathon in the kitchen: carrot cookies w cream cheese frosting, mayonnaise cake, and bacon made for the morning. #baking