aspiring contest winner

Author of The Sugar Hit!, Hardie Grant 2015/ one-time blogger /

[aspiring contest winner @TheSarahCoates]

My main occupation on most days is best described as 'waiting to eat a sandwich'

[trish @ultragloss]

romanticize ur life bitch!!! act like every car ride u take with ur friends is the last scene of a coming of age movie!! make ur coffee in the morning like its the last time u will ever do it! fall fully in love with strangers! just do it who cares!!!!

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[nick usen @nickusen]

if you’re feeling stressed at any point today simply look at these pictures

[bobby @bobby]

the key to productivity is always having three potable liquids available to you. a caffeine source, a classic water, and a wildcard.

[🐱ri-Warui @oleivarrudi]

"Marisa Tomei"
is an anagram for
"It's-a-me, Mario"

[Zaddy Lessons @bolinthomas]

This is the energy I am bringing into 2020

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

don’t want to see any men being snarky about the Keanu news. every day it’s another 60 year old actor dating a girl who was born in 1995. this is a nice day for us and you’re not to ruin it.

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

a genius, Godard is quaking, haneke dead in a ditch, Michael snow shaking his head tryna figure out where he went wrong

[GODDE$$ 💎 @AlexisChilombo]

I hate a “no pickles” ass bitch, grow your ugly ass up.

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Giants Strippers
🤝
Grinding men’s bones to make their bread

[aspiring contest winner @TheSarahCoates]

@tequilacowgirl pls i beg

[Andrew Michaan @AndrewMichaan]

If you’re in a relationship, you’ve seen all of Stranger Things. If you’re single, you haven’t. This is science.

[aspiring contest winner @TheSarahCoates]

Chicken on pizza is fuct up

[aspiring contest winner @TheSarahCoates]

There is no escaping the devastating, soul crushing truth that we really do have food at home.