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Spreading good vibes and all the puns. Ask me about retro gaming. Dr. Pepper was a fizz-ician.

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@TeamCherryGames So what have we learned about allowing users to pre-load?

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I'm so motherfucking sick of losing power every time the wind blows too hard. @DTE_Energy get your shit together, stop putting bandaids on this aging infrastructure and replace the stretches with known issues.

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@acciomaraa Made it rain Mahomes tears is what ya did

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@H0bbitQueen This looks like me when I'm high as shit and someone is explaining something very in depth to me.

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@SeaOfThieves

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We've said it before and apparently we'll keep saying it again and again and again; see you next season, Lions. ✌️

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@SeaOfThieves I won't. I barely even play anymore. ✌️

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@KarQGames @WallhackHQ @KodiKrush 😎👉

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✨I've partnered up with Wallhack to run a giveaway for Marvel Rivals Season 1!

🏆Prizes:
🔸5,680 Lattice Coins
🔸Wallhack SP-004 Glass Mousepad

How to enter:
1️⃣Follow @WALLHACKHQ + @KarQGames
2️⃣Like and RT the post
3️⃣Tag one friend

Ends on January 17th - Good luck everyone!

#MarvelRivals | #Marvel

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https://t.co/VEfpSCD4FR

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And we wonder why people like Luigi exist in this country.

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@SeaOfThieves Or maybe the year I play on my native servers with <80 average ping and without spikes up to 200+. Or the year I'm told that bugs/issues/exploits are fixed and they stay fixed instead of popping up 12,591 more times.

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@PokemonTCG The coin flips in your game are cancerously bullshit.

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As much as I love @SeaOfThieves and have for quite a few years now, I am so deeply and absolutely sick of the same bugs and issues being reintroduced to the game over and over and over and over and over.

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Millennials; the generation of "don't ask me 'what's going on, are you okay?' or I'll probably break down in tears".

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At this rate I'm pretty well convinced that DTE is as useful as a sandpaper condom. The condom is less abrasive though.

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@KassandraSeven @DTE_Energy I'll let you know what they name my first born, since apparently that's what I'm going to have to give up to get my power back.

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How in the absolute fuck is it that all the houses, businesses, traffic lights, and street lights are on around me, and my apartment building is still without power? You on some other shit @DTE_Energy and I better be receiving a nice fat credit on this month's bill.

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@DTE_Energy Stop having your bot scrape for posts using your @ if you don't even fucking answer messages that are sent to you.