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"Putting references in your bio is a sign of high intelligence and high comedic skill" - World Health Organization

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@nephtez It’s the media who is absolutely butthurt. It’s one of the best jokes I’ve seen and it was clearly executed properly since it fooled so many. The press have lied multiple times and is now butthurt since it "ruins their image". Press needs do more research.

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@jacksfilms #YIAYpoli I don’t want to get political, but you still seem to get offended by everything I say, Karen.

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@nephtez @xobotyi @VW You know that multiple companies release their April Fools Jokes on March 31st? Some do it earlier. Is this a reason to get butthurt over a harmless joke? No. It is not.

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@ReginaBailey_ @VP @Meidas_Damon I give you my condolences. I know that it must feel bad to lose someone because of how many just don’t want to participate in the war against the virus. I hope you and your family will have a good life forwards.

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@DaleAnders6 @POTUS @JoeBiden Companies say that’s unacceptable because they will run out fo business. But it’s a sacrifice they have to make, and I know it sucks for the you and other small businesses.

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@DaleAnders6 @POTUS @JoeBiden But the thing is that, that is a sacrifice you sometimes have to make. I know I sound like a jerk. I Norway, we have a service where if one type of work gets raised in salary, others have to also have the same raise so no one quite their jobs for higher salary. vvv

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@JohanNietzschee @VP Honestly, cool it off. Firstly of course everything that is bad is communist of course! (That was sarcastic), and secondly, which side are you on. If I breathe, I’m racist, but now BLM is communist?

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@JohanNietzschee @VP Of course, I’m racist because if I protest this statement, I’m racist, and if I won’t say anything I’m racist. Creating paradoxes isn’t going to solve racism.

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@JoeBiden What is this? This is the biggest copypasta carbonara I’ve seen?

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@brewandscrew @Juliette_Sin @VicP39132308 @bjordan2452 @BidnessStrictly @67tammyritchey @POTUS 1. I have almost never gotten the flu
2. Who have
3. COVID-19 is more contagious than the flu.

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@VicP39132308 @Juliette_Sin @bjordan2452 @BidnessStrictly @67tammyritchey @POTUS Wrong, COVID-19 travels through droplets that come out of your mouth/nose when you talk/cough/sneeze. Fart is air, and piss is liquid. Small droplets doesn’t pass through the mask lol

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@dacema_ @Matt27028 @NomadIsMad @POTUS Ok so. That’s great. I didn’t tell people to just get over their problems. But if you don’t want to use medicine or use that other solution. Just try to stay at Home as much as possible.

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@2Drag0n7 @Juliette_Sin @bjordan2452 @BidnessStrictly @67tammyritchey @POTUS More than you think, it’s micro droplets. Pee is actually a good comparison.

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@dacema_ @Ritter1531 @Matt27028 @NomadIsMad @POTUS It’s called common sense. And they know that it transmit with droplets and through contaminated surfaces.

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@dacema_ @Matt27028 @NomadIsMad @POTUS Okay so hear me out. Masks block droplets getting to a person your talking to, or when you sneeze or cough. The virus travel through these droplets. There are studies that prove this. And in Australia and NZ, masks dropped the cases significantly

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@Juliette_Sin @bjordan2452 @BidnessStrictly @67tammyritchey @POTUS Couldn't have said it better, myself.

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@followhiscall_ @POTUS You know, masks aren't the entire solution. Social distancing and washing your hands are the most important, but masks work a lot too. They've probably helped in a lot of situations, but you choose what you want to hear. It has been proven to work in a lot of other countries.

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@Jim_Jr @POTUS It's called saving lives. How much of your freedom is given up for wearing a mask, really? You're not a slave, your free to work and live how you want. Plus, it's in federal buildings.