Graeme Evans

Aspiring music teacher/performer. Saxophone is my life ❤ WSHS '17 NOVA '21 VCU '24

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

HEY, WHO PUT THESE BALLOONS HERE

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

I'm still here, Twitter, I'm just more active on my public profile now 😅

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

I bought a new phone case since people wouldn't shut up about how wrecked my old one looked

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

I passed my praxis exam this morning! I can teach in the state of Virginia now!!!

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

Working with famous people will always freak me out. Our guest artist this year is a famous saxophonist, so my brain holds him to a high standard where im not worthy of being spoken to, but then I see him outside rehearsal and he's like "Yo dude, what's up?" And my Brain PANICS.

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

My phone case has fallen apart to a point where it's basically cosmetic at this point, it ain't protecting anything except my hopes and dreams.

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

This is how I give life advice

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

If anybody says boys are easier to raise than girls because they don't have to deal with emotional stuff, run. Run far away.

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

Practicing at 11 PM is not a vibe when you're terribly sleep deprived

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I just need a hug, honestly

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

I love the cycle my sleep pattern goes through where it's like normal for 2 days and then suddenly I'm unable to sleep until 5 am and have to be up at 7, so I end up napping at 4:30 and waking up at midnight to do work

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

My printer, after warming up and making sure everything's working for 5 minutes and then printing a page of text in 3 seconds:

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

Not me realizing that me stopping my playing when my teacher moves their mouth or shifts in their seat might be some form of trauma response. 😅

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

Changing out of dress pants and into jeans or sweats is a holy experience

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

This is what I mean when I say I fucking hate classes that use external sites for teaching

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

I am internally screaming because I got a 68 on my first astronomy test simply for the fact that I forgot to click submit on a bunch of the questions, so they registered as being left unanswered

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

I put old bay in my Mac and cheese. I used way too much and now my name is Eugene and I own a restaurant in Bikini Bottom.

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

However, I have not been to a dentist in 3 years, and have had zero issues with my teeth. No pains, no aches, no rotting teeth, all while having changed nothing about my care routine.

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

The only thing that having a dentist during my childhood did was make me extremely distrustful of dentists. Every dentist I went to throughout my childhood would lie about having cavities in my teeth and scam us out of 300 or more dollars for a pointless tooth filling.

[Graeme Evans @TheSaxyMan]

Unsettling thought: The average lifespan of people diagnosed with autism is about 36 years, with suicide being one of the leading causes of death. Individuals with autism are 9 times more likely to take their own lives than the general populace.
#AutismAwareness #Autism