Sharon Stephenson

Wait..... what?

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“Harry Hill told me not to get married” -Lauren Pogue 1996-present

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“I’m a fragile sculpture, can be broken emotionally and physically” ~Duncan Wright

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“He peed on my snowman” ~Amy Bell

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“Every time Alex sneezes he shout triangle. I mean, what the flute is that?!”~ Lewis Hugh Stephenson 1997-present

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'You have to admit there was a few glimpses of magic from me'- Alex Stephenson 1997-present

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“I got you flowers but Lewis wouldn’t take me to see you in your sick bed.”

“Flowers are in the post Shaz.”

“I have to save up my student loan to buy you all those flowers shaz.” ~Alexander Stephenson 1997-present

I’m still haven’t received as much a daisy. #liar

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“Aim for the tongue!”~James Johnson 1996-present

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“Can you give me the best buns award?” ~ Wendy Walker 1996-present

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“I’m at a toga party.” ~Mark Chambers 1996-present

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“Can you get fat from eating too many vegetables?” ~ Lewis Stephenson 1997-present

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@Aircoach Great! Thanks so much

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@Aircoach is the 1:30am bus from Belfast to Dublin airport still running? the snow is quite bad in Belfast but there are no updates on the website?

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Jennifer: “what’s the capital of Wales?”
David: “W”

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@mick_andsorts I WANT TO COME

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@melissadarraghx L O L

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@Ben_thought_of Chritmas is my favourite holiday

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Stressville; population me.

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“Can I put my chicken thighs in your fridge.” James J Lyttle 1994-present @JamesJLyttle

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Two scoops of crazy with a side of co co cachoo

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Mark just asked me if girls trim their eyelashes. Give me strength