The School Troll

Educators are lazy racists... except for me, of course - I'm friggin awesome. #FailingUp
Parody account.

[🧠 Typical EduCelebrity 🧠 @EduCelebrity]

Me: At some point in the future, all you will need to teach is a heart.

Teacher: You mean compassion?

Me: No, just a beating heart since college degrees are no longer required.

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If the staff were any good at doing those things, they'd have become consultants by now.

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

During your official observation, you didn't stop every 15 minutes and select a student at random to read the learning objective for the day, which is the reason you received a negative evaluation.

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A 10X developer wouldn't need to count on their fingers.

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@AmyAThatcher It's how our cafeteria staff have to process orders ever since *someone* spent the tech budget on a faculty retreat. #SorryNotSorry #BuschGardensIsBeautifulInAugust

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@alexhardy @saribethrose I only have time to tweet in between cutting support staff and falsifying observations that I couldn't be bothered to give. #principallife #hustle

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@TheREALTeacher8 Children are just small, cute adults, and should have the same responsibilities and consequences. Just not the rights. #equity

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@sage_stage RIF-ing the school union rep in next year's budget

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@RAD_is_awesome As they should. Staying late is the sign of a chump who shouldn't be given additional power.

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The secret is to bail for an admin position #FailingUp

[TheSchoolDoc @TheSchoolDoc]

Question of the day? Do you know the secrets to lesson planning like an expert? Comment what you think the secrets are that prevent teacher burn out. #teacher #education #edutwitter #teachertwitter #QuestionOfTheDay

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@TheSchoolDoc My dude that's your entire shtick https://t.co/qr3NfhlfBu

[TheSchoolDoc @TheSchoolDoc]

For the 100k followers of this account. Guess what? Who cares? I’m focused on teaching kids 21st century skills while edu-celebrities gaslight us with book burning and gun control. Grow up and do your job. #edutwitter #education #teacher

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It's end-of-year review season! Remember not to get offended when your principal asks what you can do better next year - there's always room for improvement.

And that's because you're a teacher, and by definition you'll never be good enough. If you were, you'd be a principal.

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Shot/chaser #21stCenturySkills

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We need to stop teaching like it's the 1870s. Unless you live in Florida, in which case it's a state mandate. #21stCenturyEducation #BureaucratsKnowBest

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I've had 20-student classes learn more effectively than 9-student classes. Ergo, class size is irrelevant and you should stop bitching about having 40 students in the renovated janitor's closet you call a classroom #ThatsJustScience #TeachingWithoutLimits

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Also, your opinions don't matter. #SorryNotSorry #TeacherAppreciationWeekIsOver #HopeYouEnjoyedTheDonuts

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For teachers who think that this week's tests are useless: don't forget, writing prose that an AI respects is absolutely a #21stCenturySkill https://t.co/Ly1Bb4HHzL

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For teachers who think that this week's tests are useless: don't forget, writing prose that an AI respects is absolutely a #21stCenturySkill https://t.co/Ly1Bb4HHzL

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Good job teaching #21stCenturySkills like subservience to your capitalist overlords! #PBIS #GoodTeaching

[Alix @alixandra27]

Just now realizing how traditional PBIS is rooted in capitalism and now I can’t unsee it. Not us giving out tangibles like tokens and fake money to mold and manipulate students into behaviors we deem appropriate so they can later exchange it for a prize. LHM.

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@TheSchoolDoc has been quiet all weekend... doesn't he know that good educators never take time off? #SundayMotivation #NeverStopLearning #HesProbablyInHiding