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London, 2023.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

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DIARRHEA DEAN'S SH*T EXCUSE:
"CORRUPT? PLEASE. EVERYONE IS MAD THAT I WON'T FLUSH AWAY THE TRUTH"

EXCLUSIVE STORY: KNOWN CORRUPTION CZAR DEAN HEATHCOTE CRACKS WITH FIREY EJECTULATION OF 4STAR HEAD.

A STATEMENT FROM OUR EDITOR CAN BE FOUND BELOW:

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BRITAIN BACKS BLACK–

FIRST BLACK WOMAN SLATED TO BE PRIME MINISTER (BUT ONLY IF SHE CAN KEEP HER LOUD MOUTH SHUT IN COALITION TALKS).

READ MORE BELOW 👇

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EXTRA EXTRA! SPECIAL SECOND EDITION!

"I COULD SMELL IT ON HIM!"

DRUNKEN DAVUS HAS HIS OWN BBC DISASTER, SHOWING UP WHILE SOUNDING DRUNK.

DRUNKEN DAVUS CERTAINLY HAS A FIGHTING 'SPIRIT' – BUT NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING OF.

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ONE STAR PARTY LED BY DAVUS VON NO STAR –

NEW PARTY LAUNCH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS COMPLETE AND TOTAL "BULLSH*T" BY TOP LEADERS.

OVER A DOZEN DEAD ACCOUNTS WERE USED FOR THE REGISTRATION PROCESS. EC TURNED A BLIND EYE TO ADOLF VON WANNABE.

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HOLY SH*T –
PRIME MINISTER ON SH*TTER IN BBC BROADCAST

EXCLUSIVE STORY:" ARRGHH IT'S COMIN' OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA"

SOMEHOW REAL LIFE ONCE AGAIN TRIUMPHS OVER PARODY, AS THIS IS A REAL STORY.

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ADAM AND... STEVE?

ADAMHNIGHTINGALE PICTURED WITH MAN IN SEDUCTIVE POSITION.

INITIAL REPORTS ALLEGE THIS HOMOSEXUAL LOVER TO BE SCRIPTEDZACH.

HOMOSEXUAL WESTMINSTER PLOT STARTS TO UNRAVEL WITH RELEASE OF PHOTOS.

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SCRIPTEDZACH RESPONSE: IM NOT SUCKING MICHAEL 'BUBBA' ROTHSCHILD IF I BECOME SOLIDARITY HEAD.

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SCRIPTEDZACH: THE PEOPLE'S HERO WHETHER THE PEOPLE ASKED HIM OR NOT...

"ABSOLUTE APESH*T" PROCLAIMS SOLIDARITY INSIDERS.

SEE INSIDE OUR EXCLUSIVE LOOK OF A DELUDED MAN WHO COMMITS POLITICAL SUCCUBUS WITH "BUBBA" ROTHSCHILD IN ORDER TO GET AHEAD.

SEE HIS MENTAL RESULTS INSIDE:

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https://t.co/wZdSdwzYEk

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THE LIST IS REAL: A LEAK CONFIRMS IT–

AN ACTUAL LEAK FROM DOWNING STREET SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR HAS BEEN CREATING A LIST OF POTENTIAL DEPORTATIONS SHOULD AN ESCALATION IN CONFLICT OCCUR.

THIS COMES AFTER A LIST WAS DENIED FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

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A MONSTER OF DELUSION:

PRIME MINISTER AND HIS TOP WOMANLY ASSISTANT, NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR STARFISH, AIM FOR A COMPLETE TRAVEL BAN AND DEPORTATION OF ALL ANGLO-IRISH CITIZENS.

CONFIRMATION HAS COME IN FROM DOWNING STREET OF A MCCARTHY LIST BEING CREATED.

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SLOP IS NOW SERVED!

UNSANCTIONED KNOCKOFF (OF THE SCOTSMAN) COMPLETELY MISSES THE MARK!

WHY ISNT IT VERY FUNNY?

WE'RE NOT MAD... JUST DISAPPOINTED. THIS IS THE BEST THEY COULD DO UNDER OUR TITLE.

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SCOTSMAN SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION:

SUNISSANCE DEFEATS MICHAEL IN A SHOCK SOCIAL DEMOCRAT SWEEP.

STUNNING AND UNEXPECTED ELECTORAL DEFEAT FOR THE GREGGS PARTY IS IMMINENT.

SOCIAL DEMOCRATS ARE BRACING FOR GOVERNMENT IN SHOCK EXPECTED WIN.

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SOLIDARITY'S SLOPPY SECONDS SHIT ON ROYALS: REPUBLICAN CONSPIRATORS TO OVERTHROW MONARCHY
- BRITISHKOTA'S TRAINWRECK CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH.
- SOLIDARITY'S THIN ICE MELTING.

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TOTAL'S SPECIAL EDITION –

THANK YOU FOR THREE YEARS AND 100 EDITIONS OF THE SCOTSMAN.

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MICHAEL M ROTHSCHILD STARS AS JANE BOND IN:
PLEASE SAY NEVER AGAIN.

SCOTSMAN CALLS ON MICHAEL M ROTHSCHILD TO SAY "NEVER" AGAIN, AND LEAVE POLITICS FOR GOOD.

"BYE BYE" WE WANT TO SAY.

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EXCLUSIVE: BOMBSHELL CLAIM OVER GENERAL ELECTION VOTE–

KING BACKS GREGGS.

"UK GOING IN WRONG DIRECTION"

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B-LIST BARRISTER ACCIDENTALLY SUES HIMSELF AND THE COURTS SAY "GUILTY!"

"HOW THE HELL DID THIS LEGAL HACK QUACK" OPINED ONE MOJ STOOGE.

WE AT THE SCOTSMAN ASK: DOES BUSHBERRY HAVE A BAR OR IS HE AT THE BAR?!

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IT'S DOMVER – LONG STATEMENT NO ONE READ EJECTS LEADER OF IRISH POLITICAL PARTY.

SOURCES QUOTE THE EC CHAIR AS SAYING:
"I WANT TO KEEP THOSE FENIAN FREAKS OUT"

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INSIDE HAROLD'S HOUSE OF HORRORS!!

EXCLUSIVE GOV COLLAPSE: WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON:

THE ABUSE, PUNISHMENTS, AND HUMILIATION. THE REAL HAROLD IS A MONSTER!!