The Geeky Grandpa

Living the fat bearded guy life.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

@AriWasserman Shocked. Stunned. Angry. Confused. Was this the same Ohio State team we watched all season? How they were coached and played today just feels so out of place.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

.@spotify ‘s AI is lousy because it only recognizes empirical data that can be digitized, like the genre or the year the songs were made, but it fails at aesthetics like mood and emotion. Music choice is an emotional thing that AI can’t measure.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

Apparently @ThatKevinSmith did such a good job rebooting “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” with “Jay and Silent Bob Reboot” that streaming services are getting them confused. Just watched “Reboot” even though the search said it was “Strike Back.” All this meta has my head spinning

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

Hey, quick question: Are wind pants still in style?

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

As you get older you begin to understand why your grandparents talked about having regular bowel movements so strongly.

Also, the Senior’s Menu begins to make a lot of sense.

You younger folk need to appreciate your ability to willy-nilly eat as much of whatever you want.

[Samurai Apocalypse @HeatherIsUnsane]

How about you fuck off

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

I saw my first real life look at a Cybertruck yesterday. My first two impressions were: it is bigger than you think, and it is uglier in real life.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

@Talk_To_The_Hat Aww I’m very sorry. He was adored on this app and so many will miss his wit and presence. He made so, so many people smile when they needed to. I just read where you, C, lost your father also and I cannot imagine how this is for you. I wish you all peace and love.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

If children are “offspring,” then does that mean grandchildren are “off-offspring?”

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

@shesagoblintho If they made @Oreo with just the chocolate cookie wafers and no creme filling I’d buy them.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

After last week’s Aurora I keep checking the sky at night even though I know I’m not going to see it.

Kind of like a dog that finds some surprise food outside and will keep checking that spot for the rest of its life.

We did have a surprisingly good sunset this cloudy eve

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

Good morning.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

The “How to Be a Human” handbook failed to mention how easily one starts to bleed from a seemingly innocuous bump as you get older.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

For those of you interested in ancient history, I learned to drive in a 1979 Lincoln Continental Town Car. The really big one. 1979 was the last model year they made the behemoth Continentals. They were downsized and built on the Ford LTD frame from 80 on.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

We’ve had about 9 hours of nice weather so far in 2024 and I’ve already walked into 170 spider webs.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

They could eliminate sales taxes and corporations would just raise prices to cover it so you’d still pay the same at the checkout.

And then keep raising them because they can because there’s virtually no competition in any markets and they often act in collusion.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

The president of the United States, no matter who they are nor which political party they belong to, has zero control over the prices of groceries, gasoline, nor anything else.

Prices are controlled by the greedy kings of capitalism.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

Tucker looks good with the Ohio State blanket.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

I don’t like these new fangled washers and dryers that have computer chips and sensors in them. I miss our old “dumb” dryer that would keep running even after it caught on fire.

[The Geeky Grandpa @TheSeanScott]

I was today years old when I learned that curry powder is a mixture of spices and not a single spice in itself.