The Secret Accountant

I run an investment company. Over 25 years of M&A. Dad of 2 great lads. Husband of 1 amazing woman. Love empathy, endorphins, footy (PNE) and dividends. KTF

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@mark_radders @CapitalPmh Not selling and watching your PF value decline and doing nothing is not as stressful as trying to time in and out of the market in my opinion. #paperlossesarenotreallosses

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@StubeStrong I didn’t today but it’s ok on 32mm tyres. Just compact gravel.

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The health market is open today as well you know.

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You don’t know when you’re going to die so don’t put this admin off. Also as it might take a while for your beneficiaries to get any cash make you think about how they can have instant access to some cash.

Make a will as well of course.

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@Mallchad High protein?

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I’ve just realised that as a couple we spend about £1000 a year on Greek yoghurt.

Is that normal?

It sounds a lot, but it’s circa £3 a day for a tub or so and it’s my wife that probably has 2/3 of it and I have a third of it

That is proper lifestyle, creep. 🙄

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@Mallchad That’s a lot of coffee! What’s your favourite one?

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A fraudster used AI-generated fake documents and false identities to stage a bogus £154m takeover bid for AIM-listed Touchstone Exploration, hoping to inflate its share price and make £70,000 from his own shares. Christopher Woolcott, 44, avoided prison.

https://t.co/X5qzs0qGet

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@BrynPies @jp_JellyRoll @AlanJLSmith I think that is what the government is trying to encourage.

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@Youngy13895080 @AlanJLSmith What do you mean?

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@BrynPies @jp_JellyRoll @AlanJLSmith One way around it is to not take the inheritance until the beneficiary retires and has a lower income tax rate

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@jp_JellyRoll @BrynPies @AlanJLSmith Yes there are those situations where there is no income tax paid by the beneficiaries. IHT at 40% is still payable though. In the main though most beneficiaries will be 20% or 40% income tax payers.

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@ec265 No for 450g.

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@JakeCarterT Now that’s an idea though. Yoghurt as a delivered subscription service or in the NHS!

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Anyone in Darlington received a drone delivery from Amazon?!?

As part of the limited launch in Darlington, Prime Air has been available to customers with a garden, yard or driveway for items that weigh less than 5lb and fit into a large shoebox.

https://t.co/55iCaz4Li7

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@jamesroberts78 Only occasionally. Maybe once every two weeks.

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Was going to go out cycling tomorrow but I’m not sure now. 🤔

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@skyeepl Lots of Greek yoghurt of course!

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@Pecunious365 Yes 450