The Secret Dad

Writing and tweeting about the ‘joys’ of fatherhood. And the crap bits. Lots of the crap bits 😀

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@jwsey01 The poor relation to pickled onion and roast beef

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@tamsully12 One spoon of instant, boiling water, bish bash bosh

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A strip club in Norway and it’s called Lapland

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@HamzeRami Much preferred it to the first. That said, there was no point at which I thought ‘wow’

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@LiamLong85 Yes please!

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Watching The Karate Kid with the kids and it’s only just occurred to me how much at times Mister Miyagi sounds like Yoda

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@M525Tony @SagED_UP A strong choice, very strong

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@SagED_UP Probably Indiana Jones first, followed by Lara Croft

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@vinita_dv Thank you!!

The trials and tribulations of being a father of three in twice weekly blogs…

Designed to raise a laugh!

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Only just occurred to me that it’s Wednesday, not Tuesday.

I’ll take any sort of small win right now

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@jwsey01 It’s excruciating - the bullshit spouted on there is a sight to behold

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Ok, go to school without putting your shoes on.

She called my bluff.

Neither of us backed down.

I expect a call soon from social services.

#Shoes #school

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Is this the least used button in Outlook?

#Microsoft #writerscommunity

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@jwsey01 On my third of the day at 9.30am

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@krisalteyespy The wife is nagging me to take it down but I can’t bring myself to concede that the festive period is over

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@Markshark26 2, NES - still the greatest controller ever

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Would appreciate any help getting to the 1,000 follower mark - as it stands got 378 to go!

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@byMorganWright I thought the same but then again, I only have less than 700 followers ☹️

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@cestanton Yup - I used to use my brother’s when I was little but managed to break it by being somewhat too liberal with Tip Ex

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Is anyone there?