Must have looked a bit lost looking for handover so the nurse in charge asked me if I was the work experience student. Pointed to my badge and I think she retired on the spot "Oh for fucksake I'm so old. This is bollocks. Sorry love you're grand just look like my grandson".
First patient of the Saturday shift, in police custody, still wearing his Friday night outfit: a t-shirt with "weekend offender" printed across the chest. He pointed out it was a bad fashion choice and not something the coppers gave him to wear at the station. Oh how we laughed.
Thoroughly annoyed the canteen won't offer me a refund. Apparently I should "read the sign more carefully" and "apply some common sense". Looking into my consumer rights as we speak.
@timricketts_ Also given that nobody has been paid to seal a deck with tar for well over a hundred years, once we've taken into account inflation, I think these PAs are being underpaid (underpayed, if you will). Criminal really.
@timricketts_ Not trying to be inflammatory, but it's paid not payed. Unless people using payed are refering to the sealing of a deck or hull of a wooden ship with pitch or tar to prevent leakage. In which case I apologise.
Oh and 45K for all! Except Imperial grads.
@TriScalpel Is the punchline that they ended up having pancreatitis and the medics and surgeons are still arguing about who takes them? #bilateralbemusement
@SecretRadiology "Look pal, I work in EM so anatomy isn't my strong point but I've seen one of your colleagues use the term. Admittedly it was on twitter so I might be mispronouncing it. Is it French, 'bol-sack'?"
He hung up
@SecretRadiology I've just had an argument trying to request one of these and now I'm being datixed. Seemed to start badly after, "Hi are you the on call ballsack scanner?"