The Secret ED Reg

Reg in the UK. Post whatever-the-current exam-for-membership-is-called. Also responds to triage officer. I do not know where the bladder scanner is.

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#bekind #stopinfantalisingdoctors #tbfIhaventaclueanyway #wherethefuckwashandoveranyway

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Must have looked a bit lost looking for handover so the nurse in charge asked me if I was the work experience student. Pointed to my badge and I think she retired on the spot "Oh for fucksake I'm so old. This is bollocks. Sorry love you're grand just look like my grandson".

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@SecretRadiology Laid. Loads.

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@toates_19 "GP to check U&E in 2 weeks" is actually part of my email autosignature.

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First patient of the Saturday shift, in police custody, still wearing his Friday night outfit: a t-shirt with "weekend offender" printed across the chest. He pointed out it was a bad fashion choice and not something the coppers gave him to wear at the station. Oh how we laughed.

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Checking the consultant has left at 2200 so you can flip the entire board to medics.

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A colleague told me today that it was only recently that they found out diverticulitis was not a complication from scuba diving.

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@SecretRadiology Its the future of AI.

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Do I want chocolate sprinkles on my cappuccino? Its the reason I've ordered it.

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Thoroughly annoyed the canteen won't offer me a refund. Apparently I should "read the sign more carefully" and "apply some common sense". Looking into my consumer rights as we speak.

[The Secret ED Reg @TheSecretEDReg1]

@sarim_m The reduction of radiologists workload has always been an EM priority.

That's it. That's the tweet/punchline.

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Fortunately D-Dimer or CT head already featured in the plans for 98% of ED patients anyway so we are crushing it.

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New trust guidelines released.

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@SecretRadiology I can give you 4 hours and then forget you ever existed?

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@timricketts_ No its in the comments a few times. I didn't want to directly reply and name and shame. I'm all for the #Bekind movement. And the #fairpayforboattarringPAs movement

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@timricketts_ Also given that nobody has been paid to seal a deck with tar for well over a hundred years, once we've taken into account inflation, I think these PAs are being underpaid (underpayed, if you will). Criminal really.

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@timricketts_ Not trying to be inflammatory, but it's paid not payed. Unless people using payed are refering to the sealing of a deck or hull of a wooden ship with pitch or tar to prevent leakage. In which case I apologise.

Oh and 45K for all! Except Imperial grads.

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@TriScalpel Is the punchline that they ended up having pancreatitis and the medics and surgeons are still arguing about who takes them? #bilateralbemusement

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@anthony83611139 @SecretRadiology

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@SecretRadiology "Look pal, I work in EM so anatomy isn't my strong point but I've seen one of your colleagues use the term. Admittedly it was on twitter so I might be mispronouncing it. Is it French, 'bol-sack'?"
He hung up

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@SecretRadiology I've just had an argument trying to request one of these and now I'm being datixed. Seemed to start badly after, "Hi are you the on call ballsack scanner?"