The Secret Grassroots Parent

The Parent of an elite level Grassroots footballer. @nike future athlete ⚽️
Range Rover on pre-order. #instaballer

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@antmiddleton @MayorofLondon I bet Putin is shitting himself 😂

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@MatchroomBoxing @ConorNigel @DAZNBoxing

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@BoxingKingdom14 Nice chain....

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@BoxingKingdom14 Acting like the main character even though he lost to his cousin 😂 🍳

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@MunichFanpage Was it worth the prize money @FCBayern

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@SaiyanLune @JonnyBones He shit himself. Retired by Asp. Pussy.

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Shock Horror!
Another thieving grassroots manager.
Id say if you like shouting at kids, having access to other people's money and chatting up the single mums its just the job for you!

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@footballfights Powder, Carling, Sun. Lol one hell of a combination 🤣
Fucking twats can't even fight! #Windmills

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@_TruthZone_ The 80s what a time to be a kid.

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Could we have a #Shoutout to PFF u8s for getting to the final yesterday @GRFootball if it wasn't for a Crewe u7 Academy player we would of won.
I don't want my lads playing good teams I want them playing the rubbish kids. It's not fair! 😡😤
#grassrootsfootball

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@septimusajprime @England @Morgangibbs27 @BellinghamJude England with Saka stink

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@England #TuchelOut

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@England @HKane Great cure for insomnia 👌🏽

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@benonwine Lenny Henry... bout as funny as brain cancer.

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@Doctor_N_masih @realMaalouf If I said what I thought I'd probably get longer in prison than that nonce wanker.
What a time to be alive.

[The Secret Grassroots Parent @TheSecretGrass]

There is nothing more enjoyable than taking a team of academy ringers to an out of the area tournament.
Watching them obliterate the play for fun teams is so satisfying.
Love it when the parents start crying too 🤣

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@JH_37_ Think that cokehead ruined his own career, I wouldn't trust him to deliver parcel's.... you know what these thieving junkie wankers are like.

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@BukayoSaka87 Came across as a right arrogant prick at the F1.

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@footballontnt if Ally McCoist doesn't know why PSG kicked it straight into touch get rid of him. Bizarre lol football dinosaur knows nothing about tactics, or not done his homework.
#ChampionsLeague #ChampionsLeagueFinal

[The Secret Grassroots Parent @TheSecretGrass]

@nikefootball Did you watch Wimbledon v Walsall? Walsall player had the new Hypervenom's on, they fell apart after a tackle. Suspect build quality.