My dog turns 7 today ๐
Seven years of naps, treats, and never lifting a paw she doesn't feel like lifting.
She's my goddess too. Today the tributes and gift requirements double ๐โ๏ธ
$7 for her birthday. $77 to impress Me. $777 if you've finally accepted your place as my other pets.
She gets treats. You get to be useful.
Who's making today special for My goddess?
You know exactly what happens when I have your attention. You start thinking about me a little too muchโฆ wondering what would please me, what might earn you more of me. And thatโs usually when your self-control starts getting expensive. ๐ค