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[Pop Base @PopBase]

Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson on the November 2026 midterm elections:

“If we were to lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They’ll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted.”

[Serj @TheSergM]

@idiotpeach Can I buy you a triple dipper?

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@rayadosninety Like Tigres Del Norte say, “yo no crucé la frontera, la frontera me cruzó!”

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@MillerLite failed to get the Matchball twice

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Spitting is obviously wrong but so is rubbing your junk all over someone/something they have to touch right?

@StoolAfterDark @OhioTate @LucasGuido13

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I love how Disney Adults say shit like this without ever just reading that Walt Disney just wanted an excuse to have a private railroad.

[Matt @DisneyScoopGuy]

My hottest Disney take is that Walt actually built Disneyland for himself specifically because normal parks (Griffith Park specifically) primarily catered to children and Walt wanted a park where he could play also. In most of his photos at Disneyland he’s there without his daughters. Walt built it for the adults

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You can’t even tell a bitch that she’s from the murder capital where they murder people for capitol anymore.

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Doing the Oba Femi across the casino

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My fatass was trying to be a slut and grinder so hard on the dj booth it moved lol

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Y’all remember brompers?

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@nickysmokess @BarstoolBigCat @clubtrillion And you got Tortilla Con tomorrow. Living the dream man!!

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@BarstoolBigCat We need answers!! #TortillaGate

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@OhioTate The only confessional we need is from you as to why Tortilla Con is cancelled!!!

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I truly think this girl may be my soul mate but I know nothing else about her.

[peachjars² @idiotpeach]

I’m so hungover. Slept naked in the back of my car. I lost my friends cloak. My childhood best friend spit all over my left ass cheek and the last thing I remember is FaceTiming a very sober bbno$.

I can’t believe there is still one more day of Renaissance fair fml

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You don’t shop for shoes barefoot

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

“if your friend cheated you would stop being friends with them wouldnt you” well no actually

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Catching up on the yak, used to be a big @danabeers guy. Is he actually a bad guy?

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Has @LudwigAhgren revealed why he keeps telling Chinese people his name is pussy burger?? Lmfao

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Maybe I was just raised differently.

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I was raised better than this

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@danabeers rainy day baseball beer #BringBeersBack