The Setonion

PARODY ACCOUNT - NO AFFILIATION WITH SETON HALL - ALL OPINIONS ARE OF MY OWN - #ThePirateverse

[The Setonion @TheSetonion]

BREAKING: Bunny’s Sports Bar has entered the transfer portal. Another huge blow for the Pirates. Rumor has it that Rick Pitino is licking his chops at the thought of a hot honey pep pizza.

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@newyorkgrooovee That extra seven million means Rick has to take his best strippers off the budget now. The locker room won’t mesh as well this year.

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St.Johns doing all this just for a sweet 16 loss against St.Louis

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@CarmsTtm @RealPitino Go collect more Yankees archives bud

[Forno @ayopaisan]

“I thought I told you to back off with the Sopranos content”

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Dudes really saw what St.Johns/Rick did to RJ Luis and still decide to go there.

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

BREAKING: Baylor transfer forward Tounde Yessoufou has withdrawn from the NBA draft and committed to St. John's, @JoeTipton reports.

https://t.co/rXbq8tK4zS

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@OnyxMcGrady Analytically, you have a title by now.

[Seton Hall Men's Basketball @SetonHallMBB]

Mark Bryant is going to the NBA Finals���️🫡

#DDD | @nyknicks

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@oYRXWaIv4piL2PJ @RealPitino Will Mike Repole pick up the tab for me?

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Sandro Mamukelashvili, February 19th, 2020. One of the last times I was truly happy.

[The Setonion @TheSetonion]

HEIGHT. 7 FOOT CENTER. #HALLTHEWAYUP BANGARANG

[SOrangeJuice @SOrangeJuice]

Western Carolina transfer, C Abdulai Fanta Kabba (@abdulai_fanta) has committed to Seton Hall.

The 7'0 sophomore from Sierra Leone averaged 4.7pts/5.8reb for the Catamounts last season.

Welcome, Abdulai! 🏴‍☠️

[The Setonion @TheSetonion]

@NelsonElliot718 please see if he’s got a year left. Worth a shot. Also @BryanJFelt retire his number.

[Tom Ballato @thenextprospect]

Former Seton Hall standout Myles Powell (@YDWILU) in the @CEBLeague went for 41 points, 6 assists and hit 9 threes (9-for-16) in a win.

#DDD #HALLin

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Anyone who didn’t expect this from Jalen Brunson - didn’t experience what he did in college. He literally did the same thing. He’d just dismantle you, and there was nothing you could do to stop it. Hated him, but respected him. Happy he’s on my team now.

[HallHoopsHQ @HallHoopsHQ]

@TheSetonion #WOLin

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St.Johns didn’t even get the invite to the Kadary Richmond Tournament, nice.

[TBT @thetournament]

AN OLD BIG EAST RIVALRY RENEWED!

Syracuse Alumni vs Seton Hall Alumni‼️

🏴‍☠️Game 1 at Walsh Gymnasium: https://t.co/wXdUqRiR8f

🍊Game 2 at The Oncenter: https://t.co/p8lIBRxtUU

This TBT Round One Best of Three between Boeheim’s Army and Hall In is going to be INCREDIBLE!

[TBT @thetournament]

AN OLD BIG EAST RIVALRY RENEWED!

Syracuse Alumni vs Seton Hall Alumni‼️

🏴‍☠️Game 1 at Walsh Gymnasium: https://t.co/wXdUqRiR8f

🍊Game 2 at The Oncenter: https://t.co/p8lIBRxtUU

This TBT Round One Best of Three between Boeheim’s Army and Hall In is going to be INCREDIBLE!

[The Setonion @TheSetonion]

Ricky are you Rohkay?