Josh you a damn G

writer of some sort and I have a giant puppy 🐶

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On January 1st my wife and I witnessed an elderly woman get a DUI at 11 in the morning.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

On this day 22 years ago, a rookie named Randy Moss cooked the Cowboys:

🦃 3 Rec
🦃 163 Yds
🦃 3 TDs

Thanksgiving day legend 🙌 @RandyMoss
(via @nflthrowback)

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Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful I married into a family that doesn’t do 5ks on holidays.

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Eat what ever you like on thanksgiving. Turkey sucks.

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I’m the boss with the sauce.

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Fully open gym with me and 1 other guy. He gets on the elliptical next to me. Rednecks are retarded.

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My dog doesn’t even care that he has more followers than me. That’s why he’s so special to me. We can’t let him find out because if he only knew.

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I love the arts but low key I think we all always wanted to have our way in a museum like the Joker did in 89.

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We’ve never had a door bell and the dog still loses it when he hears one on tv 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Remember when shirt tags were itchy AF?

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“Stop rapping, we need plumbers”. I loved this line. I truly believe some MFs really be out there using bursted pipes as the background in their Tiktok video.

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Saved time 😎

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Half way thru the Chucky chant, I stopped to think would it really be worth it for me swap souls with my dog. Not much would change. Quite frankly I don’t think anyone would notice.
Dog as me:
-Eat everything in the fridge.
-Go to work to be obedient.
-Post bones on Instagram.

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@NicoleDellaT @chefjosegarces @guarnaschelli @altonbrown @chefsymon @bflay @DaveDellaT That’s dope af

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Y’all ever lose so much money at a casino ya appreciate your job and can’t wait to go back.

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My dog learned a new skill. He now knows he can walk right thru gates because he’s built like a tank.

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I think it’s time we add a few new letters to the Alphabet. Only 26 letters? Shits wack.

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If Pokemon Red and Blue taught us anything in life. Don’t make eye contact with anyone because shit going down if you do.

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@LeftHandBrewing

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