T Shard

Points of view from The Shard - new king of the concrete jungle. Son of @TheMotherShard - What The Shard don't see ain't worth looking for... #callmeMISTERshard

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@DerekFaulkner9 @JJMLondon @TheShardLondon @HCAatTheShard Yeah well I’ve tried but it’s hard to get around (agree I do look fantastic though)

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@JohnRentoul A very popular and correct opinion. I’m the thinking man’s Gherkin

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@DerekFaulkner9 @JJMLondon @TheShardLondon @HCAatTheShard Yeah well I’ve tried but it’s hard to get around (agree I do look fantastic though)

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[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

this is just a long shaft with like 5 floors of office at the bellend, I’m sorry

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On #foggy days I fuck off to the seaside and no one notices #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #ShardFacts #Shexit

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On #foggy days I fuck off to the seaside and no one notices #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #ShardFacts #Shexit

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“In space, no one can hear you scream” https://t.co/ojW3GQLS5f

[London Bridge Hotel @LondBridgeHotel]

This Sat pop over to @TheShardview & dance the night away at incredible heights all in complete silence https://t.co/6qW76CrWIH

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FREEZING U ALL WITH MY CRYSTALEYEZ™️

#SNOWMAGGEDDON #BigFreezeOn5

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"From small acorns grow mighty oaks" #inspiration #lifehack #goals #achieve #futility #inanebullshit #thepointisthereisnopoint #fucknuts #no

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#shardfact 4/10: the Shard grew from being a thumb-sized crystal to its current height in less than 40 yrs. And it's still growing...

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#shardfact 3/10: the building emits a piercing electrical noise when aircraft get too close. Like a giant Theramin.

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#shardfact 2/10: the building's 400 cattle produce enough methane gas to power its vast air conditioning system #sustainable

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#shardfact 1/10: did you know there's a Chicken Cottage fast food restaurant on floor 60?

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#fridaynight plans? I'll probably just hang around the London Bridge area looking all glacial and detached, cigarette dangling etc.

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Wet day can hardly see out they should have fitted me with wipers

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Sue, Ealing "heard you appeared briefly in London Bridge in the 19th century but they weren't ready, bit like Marty McFly's guitar solo"

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Sam from Bolton "true you're like the opposite of the TARDIS, inside it's just a small room with a bar heater that smells like the 1950s?"

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Jim from Derby asks "Is it true your base begins at the Earth's core and the bit overground is only the tip?" Maybe Jim. Maybe . . .

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Me? An Egyptian pyramid elongated & crystallised by the journey through space and time to modern day London Bridge? Maybe (is all I'm sayin)

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Not a cloud in the sky today. Boring. What did you plebs look at before I came along? #excusemewhileitouchthesky