David Sanders Sharp

Comedian, writer, failure. Sidekick on the Sharp Balloons show. (He/Him)

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@JakeOnTheMic Ooh, that’s a Godwin - I men good one!

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@librarytim Kids in shades = automatically adora-larious

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

Stay cool.

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@CapitalCityInc I raised him in a Skittles household and this is how he turned out?!? Where did I go wrong?!?

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

The down-ballot races are where your vote has the most impact.

#Vote

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@mcdave_mcdougal I haven’t ready anything of his, but it sounds interesting. Libby hold placed!

[JennsLens @imjennslens]

The Sharps! What a treat I got to see you everyday at con. What an honor it is to call you 2 friends. I'm so grateful for y'all and continue to spread all the balloon joy and chaos on the platform.

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@ianabramson This approval means an uncomfortable amount to me.

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

This is a post to say that I am at Twitchcon and am totally failing at posting anything about Twitchcon except for this post about being at Twitchcon and how I’m failing to post about being at Twitchcon.

[SharpBalloons @SharpBalloons]

*FREE* LIMITED EDITION MERCH ALERT! Iggy x RaidSaber™️ mug! Check my Twitch channel for how to qualify - and be sure to download Raid: Shadow Legends for free! https://t.co/2VT9sda6jf
and yes, today's stream is #sponsored and loving it @RaidRPG

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@reallyJMT LOL I love it. Can we include it in the article?!?

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

Reading a short @Mouseguard story on David Petersen's channel tonight at 4ish. Join us if you like anthropomorphic rodentia, incredible art, or just enjoy the sound of my voice.

Join us before we raid: https://t.co/voNfpanrKc

Or you can meet us here: https://t.co/ZuhhmZDi2B

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@ianabramson You mean fragile and easily wounded? At least he’s in the company of greatness!

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

“Well, that was a nice trip!”
-Porter, upon returning home from hospital

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

Two down, one to go 💪

#Vaccinated #Vaccine #VaccineNation #Vax #Vaxxed #ToddlerVax

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

Knock-knock.

[SharpBalloons @SharpBalloons]

3yo (reading): p... l... d...

Me: I think that’s an “a”

3yo: no, that’s a “d”

Me: pretty sure that’s an “a”

3yo: hey, let’s argue!

[SharpBalloons @SharpBalloons]

Nurse Natalie: Are you gonna be brave today?

3yo: I’m brave everyday.
💉

#vaccine #1down2togo #finally
@pfizer

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

@whit8356 Well in this district at least.

[David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid]

Porter filled out his ballot, and you should too.
#Vote 🇺🇸🗳👍🏻