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Josh Allen can throw the ball 80 yards. The problem is if he was aiming at a hospital he couldn't hit it.

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Thoughts......this might be the last time Buffalo kicks off today, 14-0 Pats already

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Early morning football. The West coast I still cannot adjust. Bills made a tackle on opening kickoff against Pats and celebrated like they won the game.

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RAvens. Its a good thing Earl Thomas was brought in to make up for losing all their pass rushers, Good thing Earl Thomas promised to eliminate all the BIG PLAYs against the Chiefs. Then proclaimed to get the job done NEXT TIME they meet after the Chiefs torched them. Browns TD.

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Eli Manning on the sidelines. Offense looks like an NFL offense.....without him. I wonder if they asked for Archie Manning's permission before benching him.

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I got it. The Broncos are trying to put the Bears to sleep...........

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Why don't the Saints let Taysom Hill play QB. This is like watching soccer. And if you like Soccer you should know........that ain't a good thing.

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Bears vs Broncos. I was watching and woke myself up snoring. And they wonder why Vic Fangio took 300 years to get a head coaching job and Flacco was let go by the RAvens???

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Chiefs receiver just slid into 3rd base with a TD reception. Nice grab

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It should not be a thing in 2019 that a football team plays on a baseball field. I know they are moving next year......but come on man.

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Teddy LikeABRidgeoverTroubledWATER? What?

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The NFL needs more balance. You get a ton of 10 oclock games. Then 4 in the afternoon. Come on man. Spread them out.

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So Derek CArr dives over people and puts himself in harms way and its INCREDIBLE. Dip him in chocolate and it's stupid right??

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And if the Steelers quit going for 2 all the time and kick the ball.....that's a tied game instead of Seattle milking the clock for a win.

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Saints Rams /.This Should be a great game. It could be. But don't ask anymore questions about the missed PI call last year. Its over. Move on. You had several minutes after the call to win and you didn't. Enough. Play ball and shut up New Orleans.

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Steelers coaches. Front porch banjo picking Deliverance movie characters.

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Steelers have the dumbest coaching staff in history. You have seen Wilson run two times in a row. On 3rd and 16 not one person assigned as a spy?? Wow. Fire the whole coaching staff. What a bunch of mouthbreathers.

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I hope none of the Dolphins coaches bought houses. Unless they are on wheels

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And for you degenerate gamblers........the Pats will cover

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Titans accidentally set their turf on fire during pregame celebration. That's the only way anyone sees that turf on fire with that boring offense and slow ass pace of play.