Lungie Tshuma

proud Catholic⛪, 🇿🇼Patriot🇿🇼, 🏴‍☠️Bosso fanatic🏁, ManUtd supporter

[Lungie Tshuma @TheSheriffLP]

@rnyami @DavidColtart @CityofBulawayo Murakashi

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

The greatest playmaker football has ever seen was never even a midfielder.🇦🇷🐐

La Liga: 192 assists - an all-time record.

Champions League: 40 assists - just TWO behind the all-time leader. More than Neymar, De Bruyne, Xavi and Iniesta.

Copa América: 18 assists - all-time record.

World Cup: 12 assists - all-time record. Most completed dribbles (126 followed by Diego Maradona at 105 ) and Most chances created (74 followed by Diego Maradona at 65 ) in World Cup history.

The greatest midfielders mastered creation.
The greatest wingers mastered dribbling.
The greatest forwards mastered scoring.

Messi mastered all three simultaneously.🇦🇷🐐

The greatest goalscorer among playmakers.
The greatest playmaker among goalscorers.

Football’s BEST EVER attacking genius. 🐐🇦🇷

[Lungie Tshuma @TheSheriffLP]

@Shadaya_Knight Kkk football will make u go crazy

[Yakub @Yakkubkk]

Messi watching his son recreating one of his golazo

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

You are not even lying bro 😭 🔥

[has Real Madrid robbed a club ? @Has_RMrbdaclub]

This is the shot Thomas Muller is talking about😂

The bro is fuming because Messi called out an obvious handball.

[CT🎥 @CompTimeline]

“Football won”

❌ Red card denied.
❌ Clear penalty denied.

Germany got away with two huge decisions, and Argentina paid the price. Yet somehow, the story is always about the result, not how Germany robbed Argentina that night💔

[Boubette 💫 @boubette_]

The Gorilla came in little fast to save this dying man😭😭💔💔🥹

[💲Zimpricecheck🇿🇼 @zimpricecheck]

More and more Zimbabwean butcheries are selling 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗳 — and if you have bought "Super Beef" recently that lacked flavour, this is why. 🥩

The process is simple: emaciated or older, grass-fed cows are put into fattening pens and fed heavy compound feed to rapidly gain weight before slaughter.

While it boosts tonnage on paper, the end result on your plate is not great:

👉 𝗟𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝘃𝗼𝘂𝗿: Rapid pen-fattening produces soft meat, but it lacks the rich taste of properly matured, range-fed beef.
👉 Fatty Offals: The offals from these cows are often laced with thick layers of soft fat and taste horrible.

Until butcheries are required to label this meat properly, price remains your best indicator:

If you see "Super Beef" selling for significantly less than 𝗨𝗦$𝟳.𝟱𝟬/𝗸𝗴, it is almost certainly pen-fattened cow beef.

Have you noticed a drop in beef quality at your local butchery lately? 👇

#Zimbabwe #Harare #ZimBeef #FoodQuality #Agriculture #ZimLife #ShoppingZim

[Banana 🍌 @harrybanana_z_]

They drag Messi for alerting the referee to an offense, but lose their voice when Ronaldo does these.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🏟️ 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: Old Trafford → New Trafford.

Planned to be built 350 metres northwest of Old Trafford and targeted to open by 2035.

The current stadium will stay in use during construction, though its long-term fate is uncertain.

[COZWVA @cozwva]

This video depicts mbrs of the Maasai community preventing a politician's helicopter from landing, demanding the construction of roads rather than aerial campaign visits.
Consequently the aircraft departed without landing sending a powerful message regarding public accountability

[GARADONA @GARADONA_10]

"I have more Laliga titles Ronaldo”
“I have more World cups than Ronaldo”
“I won the World Cup at age 19”
“I’m bigger than the Portugal national team”
All this dic* riding by pendu fans just to get humbled 😭😭

[Lucho @itz_Lucho]

For every Messi fan who needed a smile. This one is for you.

94th minute. Messi’s Inter Miami debut.

A stadium full of celebrities. One last free kick.

Messi doesn’t just play football. He writes endings Hollywood can’t.

Forever 🐐

[Lungie Tshuma @TheSheriffLP]

@Solphendukaa Really??

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Look at the chartered flight that came to pick Argentina in the US 💪

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

They are Mocking Ronaldo at Spain celebration

Ronaldo fans don't even know that Spanish People love Messi with everything in them

We told you all that this world cup was a win win for us

Spain and Argentina are like siblings 🤣🤣

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Ronaldinho has always been like a big brother to Messi, both on the field and off it.

Even years later, the deep respect and genuine friendship between them remain just as strong.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

This is bigger than winning the World Cup. Wow

[The Fútbol Zone | FZ @TheFutbolZoneX]

🚨 Zlatan Blasts Ronaldo Fans After Argentina’s World Cup Final Loss:

🗣️ "Football has become a circus. Messi loses one World Cup final after carrying Argentina there, and suddenly people call him a failure. Are you serious?

The same man has taken his country to three different World Cup finals and won one of them. Do you understand how difficult that is? Most of the biggest names in football never even reach one final in their entire careers.

Then you have Cristiano Ronaldo. Twenty years with Portugal. Countless opportunities. Five World Cups. And not a single World Cup final. Yet somehow it's always the coach, the teammates, the referee, or bad luck. Never him. That is the difference.

The funniest part isn't Ronaldo, it's his fanbase. Every tournament starts with 'this is Ronaldo's World Cup,' and every tournament ends with a new list of excuses. They spend more time attacking Messi than celebrating their own idol because deep down they know the comparison has been over for years.

And now they want to laugh because Messi lost a final? I would rather lose a World Cup final than spend my entire career wondering what one feels like.

Then there's Lamine Yamal. The kid is still a teenager and has already built an international résumé that many veterans would dream of. He has already achieved more on the international stage than Cristiano Ronaldo ever managed. That is not disrespect, that is football. Trophies, performances, and history don't care about fan fiction.

If your greatest achievement is celebrating Messi's defeats instead of Ronaldo's successes, then you've already admitted who the real standard is. Legends are remembered for what they accomplish. Fanboys are remembered for the excuses they make."