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Had kimchi with dinner last night with a lot of rice. Poo was quite dark, sticky and smelly, but not very bulky. Took a lot of tissues to wipe.

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Had an enormous salad for dinner last night, and my bowels were screaming for help all night. Extremely smelly hot farts for a few hours after dinner. Today's shit was soft and smelly, and not well formed, and just about filled the toilet bowl. 👀

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Had a bunch of okra for dinner, which pushed out the rest of my 3 day backup. I will be sitting funny for a while.

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Woke up to significant cramping, but no movement. Two coffees later, it happened! 2 nights of no shitting, plus mac & cheese plus curry. It felt like I was giving birth to a stick sideways. Huge, dark, smelly. This was a one for the ages, and I don't think it all came out.

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Haven't shit for 2 days because I've been taking cough medicine. Curry for dinner tonight. Pray for my toilet tomorrow. 🙏

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Had gut cramps all day and some minor farting, but nothing happening so far after all that mac n' cheese. I am starting to worry #myanusisnotready

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Mac & Cheese for dinner tonight. No veggies. Pray for me. #sludge

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Started my bulk last week. Coils have been so long I've had to flush WHILE shitting. The feeling of the toilet pulling the turd out of my ass is hard to describe, but it's a good feeling

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OK so corn isn't digestible... Next time I'll be sure to chew it longer!

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@ShawnMichaels_ how was your dump this morning? I had a lot of cheese last night, so it took 3 flushes to get everything down! #nugget

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Today's shit was pale in color, and took quite a few wipes to take care of business. Had chinese food for dinner last night, so lots of MSG

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Been a while since I contributed to the shit log. Had pizza last night, but no vegetables in weeks. Had to leave the fan on overnight

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Had curry for dinner last night. That's all I have to say about that.

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Gave birth to another #turdbaby today. Toilet almost didn't want to flush

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All that cold medicine backed me up for 4 days. I felt like I was having a baby through my anus

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I had tacos for dinner last night, with lots of salsa. I think I just flushed 6 lbs down the toilet.

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Like a slurpee dispenser #twitshit

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I think the guy in the stall next to me literally exploded #twitshit

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The toilet looks as if my ass had exploded. Thanks, Denny!

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Just took a pizza dump. It actually made a pile ABOVE the water in the bowl. That's an accomplishment!