Theshitshow

23-year-old female arrogant, self-absorbed, sexually stiumlating, hot-mess, sex icon. Putting my life out there for you:

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I STARTED A NEW BLOG http://t.co/yGKwlehmV6

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Sent "oh well at least we both had anal sex with the same guy" text #classy #anal #noshame

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Just wrote 'the way I feel about anal sex is the way I feel about sex with women: it intrigues me and I never know if I'm doing it right'

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THIS BLOG IS STILL RELEVANT http://t.co/Muj22GoVx6

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There are two kinds of people on this planet. The kind that lay the toilet paper on the seat beforehand, and the kind that don't. I don't

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@MileHighMilfs I'm not a mother...

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My ma just said when a woman gives birth the vagina is like a 'gaping galaxy' and I died #HappyEaster #dead

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I’m in New York City http://t.co/xUxDAt8me8

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Just sang I'm blue if I was green I would die. Thought of you @djpetey and @JDoessel

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I found a man who thinks that eating Pussy is okay as breakfast. #thedream #amurica #life #yaaassss

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ALSO BIGGEST NEWS EVER #NEWS#BIG#Ever

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Guys it's st pattys day weekend and I am drunk. At tiki bar. #unrelated #tiki

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When is DIRECTV going to make a commercial about the Rob Lowe with cable whose TV doesn't cut in and out whenever it rains?

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Black women with natural hair is like Fox News. THIS JUST HAPPENED FROM MY CO WORKER

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I wrote about this time a guy came on me without warning after watching midget porn. #classic http://t.co/x2eMlCtrCM

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Midget Porn http://t.co/AuU4f7ufJh

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I'm just saying none of the characters were girls. What about Kanga? PANGA IS A MOTHER #shitpeoplesay

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Guys lets discuss the sexuality of Christopher Robin. SHIT PEOPLE SAY TO ME AT DISNEY PARTIES #SHITPEOPLESAY

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This bitch we are waiting for is the SLOWEST BEER DRINKING IN YHE FUCKING WORLD AND I HATE HER #HATE

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I cut the cake cause I felt so bad for everyone. #somuchcake