THE Shit Trader

Shitting money like it's 1987

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@BrookeNegrete @GitRDoneLarry @RealJamesWoods And what a great piece of parenting that would be!

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@AaliyahJay @AlpineJoeJoe Eh?

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@francescavolpe Correct phrase is 'couldn't care less', however most Americans are idiots. Therefore 'could care less'. Simples!

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump Lol, you absolute cockwomble

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@realDonaldTrump Roaring? You are economically illiterate, as well as a terrible human being

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

#coalitionnames I just stopped by to see how many people have already suggested 'coalition of cunts'

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@BreakingOutBad You need to get laid more mate!

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@Trader_Dante Personally I never take a shit without The Beano

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@allstarcharts Eh?! What is this guy on? The shit looking loss on my shorts definitely disagree!

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If silver keeps this up I might get to keep the second kidney!

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@JediEconomist Says the East Lodon chav pretending to be a small green alien

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@The_Real_Fly From who...his Mum?

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@Bamabroker When does SPX hit 2200? I'm getting margin calls on the spreadbetting account

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@amanacapital Of you're a trader and enter shit like this you need to get a grip. Focus your energy on spunking your money in real life!

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@The_Real_Fly LOL it's all ok folks, Donald said he didn't do it!

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@AsennaWealth We need to see more trader WAGs. Will post a pic of mine as soon as the Bangkok embassy stop fucking about with her visa

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@SJosephBurns #1 Try not to blow everything you've ever earnt

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@JackDamn @JBoorman I'm waiting to buy the top!

[THE Shit Trader @TheShitTrader]

@mb_willoughby Thanks but if i want to see some fat twat sitting at his pc in his pants I have a mirror.