The Shoctor (Mark)

Lagunculae Leydianae Non Accedunt

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[SANTINO @TheRealSantino]

JUST IN: A Texas father who beat a man to death after finding him raping his 5-year-old daughter was not charged.

The father found Jesus Mora Flores sexually assaulting the little girl after a witness saw the man take her to a remote area. The father ran toward her screams, inflicted blows to the attacker’s head and neck, then called 911 saying the man was dying.

A medical exam confirmed the girl had been sexually assaulted. A grand jury declined to indict the father, finding he was legally allowed to use deadly force to protect his child. Prosecutors announced he would face no charges.

[The Free Speech Union @SpeechUnion]

This is truly mental.

Birmingham City Council has applied for an injunction that could result in people who fly the Union Jack from lampposts being jailed for up to two years.

Threatening people with prison for displaying their national flag is a direct assault on freedom of expression.

Patriotism is not a crime — at least not yet!

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

If you have to board up houses and shops, that should tell you that Notting Hill carnival shouldn’t happen.

[Irreverent-Farmer @cattlemanON]

Gm. I guess they don’t like a taste of their own medicine.

"To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?"

[Saskia @Saskiaaa_____]

The social decline of Britain continues.

This is a thing right now, I'm seeing more & more of these videos. Wheelchair users aren't able to access public transport spaces where they are supposed to take priority because of arrogant parents with their damn buggies.

Entitled! You are not f*cking disabled. Collapse your damn buggy & hold your child you ignorant, selfish people.

[Rare | ♻️🇬🇧 @RareAxies]

In 1997:

> the people on the bus are mostly white British
> the parents with prams move without being asked
> the bus driver helps the man with the wheelchair
> there are no disagreements
> the bus isn't delayed

'British' is more than a passport.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

Two warring gangs hacking each other to bits with swords and machetes on the once quiet streets of Cornwall is, apparently, merely an unfortunate bit of "multicultural ambience".

The REAL emergency is Brenda from Truro getting cross about it on Facebook.

Thank God Cornwall Live has its priorities straight. Never mind the machetes, ambulances, police cordons and people trying to kill each other in broad daylight, SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS HAS BEEN OBNOXIOUS.

[The Shoctor (Mark) @TheShoctor]

@Demeter_Erinia When the 2x CD burner hit the market it was like magic!

But I loved my clear Memorex tapes.

[Persian girl 🦁☀🦄 @iPrsian]

I’m only 19, and do you know what the Islamic Republic would do to me if they arrested me?
First, they would torture me. Then they would force me to confess to things I never did. After that, they would execute me. And before my execution, I would be sexually assaulted by a religious official, because the Islamic Republic believes that girls must lose their virginity before they are executed.
But despite all of this, I will continue fighting for freedom. It’s freedom or death.

[The Shoctor (Mark) @TheShoctor]

@wahlstedt007 There was a whole televised trial. You could probably watch the whole thing start to finish with a thousand different commentaries.

You not understanding it pure willful ignorance on your part. You CHOOSE to remain stupid.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Sophie,

I suggest that you imagine that you are being booed by a flock of sheep

[The Shoctor (Mark) @TheShoctor]

Who? That's my boy Twoflower!

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Actor Sean Astin, known for his role as Bob Newby in Stranger Things, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented human being.

[Jon Lovitz @realjonlovitz]

God bless Dolly Parton. She hosted SNL when I was there. And I did a sketch with her on her variety show in 1986. She couldn't have been nicer. Or smarter!!! Very sad news.

[The Shoctor (Mark) @TheShoctor]

@r3gulations I haven't been frustrated with Fusion Frenzy in many moons!

[Trupac @MrM8rix]

Bitches say shit like this then turn on love island

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Multiculturalism could work, but not if one of the cultures plans to dominate all the others

And if it is also actively hostile to the parent culture

[Brotherhood @DiggingInTheDi1]

"Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door"

They are not humans despite being human-shaped

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I think Andy should include for the migrants a pamphlet that explains that The British are not very keen on throwing gays off the tops of high buildings

Also, that beheading is definitely discouraged

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

The Spanish police have opened fire on crowds in Ceuta tonight. They are shooting rubber bullets.

They are shooting at Spaniards protesting against illegal migration. They didn’t fire rubber bullets at the 70 000 illegal migrants when they stormed Ceuta in July.