John.Wall.St.Journal

This counts as being social, right?

[Basketball On the Brain @rubyroundball]

When her predictions align with my dreams she’s a spooky psychic genius

When they don’t I’m like ‘aaaw silly puppy, it’s Knicks in 6’

[HisRoyalFlyness The Timbersmith @FlyIngenuity]

"And fuck these cones in particular"

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

This slo-mo angle of Stephon Castle’s poster is a work of art. 🥶

(via @NBA)

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Never saw the appeal of roller coasters. Yeah we gonna wait on line for 45 minutes for a ride that lasts 90 seconds and the whole appeal is to scare the shit out of you by moving at speeds and heights that can kill you if something goes wrong. Bro just point me to the turkey legs

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

How can you be a player in the league and a coach in the league and still have 0 idea of how the cap works? They do not just magically get 50m in cap space if LBJ walks, this is embarrassing to see a league veteran explain it like this.

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Byron Scott says no matter how LeBron James did this year, Lakers need to move on if they want to be a championship team:

“You getting paid 50 million. You’re 41, 42, 43 years old, right? You got a three-headed monster like you’re talking about. The Lakers if you want to move on and be a championship team for the next five, six, seven years, you got to build around Luka Doncic, Austin Reaves. You can’t do that if he’s still here. He’s 50 million. That comes off the cap. You can go get two really good basketball players. And young basketball players that can come in there and help.”

(Via Byron Scott’s Fast Break)

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

Jokic is 31 and has won 1 finals and been to the conference finals twice. He’s undeniably great, but please stop putting him near your top 10 all time lists, that’s ridiculous.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Good sticks are either

1) a stick that’s like 4 to 6ft tall that makes you think youre a wizard

2) a sword shaped stick that makes you think youre a medieval swordsman

Klay’s stick doesnt fit either category. You cannot imagine youre Gandalf or Jon Snow with that monstrosity

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

@RajChipalu @khobi_price @WindhorstESPN Congrats man, that was one hell of a segment about your rise and work.

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

Absolutely wild, the basketball gods don’t look kindly on this shit

[Paul Garcia @PaulGarciaNBA]

Nuggets injury report for Sunday in San Antonio:

Jokic - QUESTIONABLE
Murray - OUT
Gordon - OUT
Braun - OUT
Hardaway Jr - OUT
Johnson - OUT
Jones - OUT
Watson - OUT

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

@hmfaigen Facts. I choose to look at it this way, 5 games to get invested in to hopefully still secure the 3 seed then hope that LBJ and Austin can pull through a first round series and then… anything can happen. Hope springs eternal.

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

@hmfaigen People are being over the top with you, you are correct it would have been weird to see a coach be like “Round 2 or bust!”. Why everyone is looking for a gotcha moment all the time is beyond me.

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

@hmfaigen 100% all he’s saying is get to the point where they can get Luka back and that’s obviously the truth that this team only has a chance to advance further than round 1 if that happens.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

LMFAO TMZ said take pics of these lazy ass politicians on their vacation and send them to us to put them on blast and mere hours later there were funds suddenly available to pay TSA.

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

These people fucking hate you. They see you as a consumer and nothing more and will excuse any negative impact on your life with bullshit like this if it’s starting to make their job even slightly more inconvenient.

They don’t even hide their contempt anymore.

[The Hill @thehill]

GOP Senate candidate on rising gas prices: ‘Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks’
https://t.co/bxspfWOemI

[yama @wydyama]

Sht I knew his dad

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

Some things feel like they are just personally made for me

[Variety @Variety]

"I May Destroy You" creator Michaela Coel is writing and directing a remake of Jean-Claude Van Damme's martial arts classic "Bloodsport" for A24.

"I have long been in awe of fighters, and astounded by the discipline, intensity and isolation the sport demands of them," Coel said. I am excited to explore this world, especially so with A24 as my collaborators. LET'S FUCKING GO."

https://t.co/sbuz9LDdZc

[Matt Norlander @MattNorlander]

Exactly three notes after you hear the wedding DJ cue up No Diggity

[John.Wall.St.Journal @TheShortCon]

@SlaterNFL He’s going to go to the Eagles and ball out for one first. Hendrickson will now sign with the Ravens. Same old bargain bin Cowboys.