C.J. Parillo

Teacher, chiver, music lover, concert goer, griller, bartender

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
We are ALL going through THIS-
*gestures at everything with flapping arms*
TOGETHER,
so BE A LITTLE NICER THAN YOU MAYBE FEEL LIKE BEING.
*takes deep breath*
Hi. Good to see you. Coffee?

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Today is “post a picture of the patio if you work for a restaurant” day

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Serious question. Does a Canadian mounty ride a horse or a moose?

[COMMON @common]

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?

Langston Hughes

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Me to Em: I’m proud of you buddy.
Em to me: I’m proud of you too

🤔

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Halloween pro tip: wear all pink. Spend the evening pulling down people’s pants. Go as the Pink Pantser

[Bobby Flay @bflay]

Happy New Year everyone... my NY resolution in '19 is to drink more tequila than I did in '18 which will be crazy hard to accomplish.

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Derrick Henry is now the best player in the NFL

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
My disappointment is immeasurable. Our unit fell to the Jungle Cat men. We simply were unable to gain the necessary ground to fortify a victory. I find myself flummoxed by the outcome of the final maneuver of the battle. We must learn and move onward.
— Andrew

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour tonight if you want them to be set to the wrong time.

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Both these QBs are hitting spots I thought only Rodgers could hit

[Around the Horn @AroundtheHorn]

Today we welcomed @tonyreali back to the show! In FaceTime he shared his feelings about his recent loss, his recent addition, and how he's getting through it all.

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

Holds up to science https://t.co/Qv7LkuPFYk

[bobby @bobby]

people make fun of drinking games but man i will love gamified alcohol until the day i die. we used to play this one called Stump where you flip a fuckin hammer in the air and smash nails into a tree stump. that's objectively the most fun thing you can do.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

I am reading these first-hand accounts of mothers who had their children taken from them, with no word of where they were going or how to contact them, and I'm thinking about someone doing that to me and my kids and I feel a rage so powerful I think I'm gonna pass out.

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

My son setting the… https://t.co/iulsyNEttx

[C.J. Parillo @TheSiege18]

I just earned the 'Cerveza Matador (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/jM5hV58zEf

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I just earned the 'Cinco De Mayo (2018)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/quLEOVL4J8 #cindodemayo

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I just earned the 'Keep Your Wits About You (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/L70V4jQdrJ