CJ Kaltenbach

CEO of ArbourPro, 2015 FACFC Champion, 13 time DFS Championship Finalist. #Parody account.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

Used 4th generation hand me down boots on the ground

[peter overzet @peteroverzet]

BOOTS ON THE GROUND

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@S5dino @TheSeigeDFS @draftcheat You bet your fucking ass I do

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

This is absurd and of course this is not me. I'd kill for these ankles.

[In play, out(s) @Kirkdiese]

Breaking News: Authorities are asking the public for help in identifying another suspect seen visiting the Orchids of Asian Day Spa in the city of Jupiter, Florida.

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@durtyrush @Zazmania I also saved several from a shipping container at the age of 9 https://t.co/6QqRISkPpk

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

There was also an event in 97 (pre internet) where I rescued 3 dozen girls in a shipping container when I was 9 years old. This issue is very important to me.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

There was also an event in 97 (pre internet) where I rescued 3 dozen girls in a shipping container when I was 9 years old. This issue is very important to me.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@draftcheat Just run my account

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I cant wait to knockout @draftcheat. Keep tweeting shit and I'll mow you down like you're a buffet at Golden Corral boy.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@draftcheat Such a troll and so untrue... we have 4 subscribers.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@EmpireMaker2 #tiiiiiiiiiimber

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@Tobinator44 @steelersfan7979 @FanViceDFS @HowTheProsDo Bondage is always ensured.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

I'm very excited to welcome @FanViceDFS subscribers to Arbour Pro with my first acquisition as CEO. We look forward to having everyone (except @HowTheProsDo) as part of the community.

#Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimber

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@EmpireMaker2 Only if I get to smell your underwear too

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@HowTheProsDo You're dumb

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@ameansy @brit_devine Burn these

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@OhioUBobcats @draftcheat Who you calling a cunt?

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@draftcheat I'm gonna murder him like a basket of 10 mango habanero at B dubs.

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@ShipMyMoneyDFS @HowTheProsDo I couldn't get cleared for more than 1 round

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

@SoupSandwich A nobody. Dont even waste your time

[CJ Kaltenbach @TheSiegeDFS]

Suppose it's time to come clean. I run my own parody #burneraccount so I can say the things I really want to say without recourse and get a blue checkmark from Twitter. #Colangelo