Sierra Hefner

Wife 💕 | VP of VSF | Austin College Alumni | Doggo Mom of 2 |

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

My husband is notorious for talking (and sometimes acting) in his sleep. Please enjoy this thread of things he has done.

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

This Halloween season, some legends never die. 🕯

Hocus Pocus 2, an Original movie event, is streaming September 30 on #DisneyPlus. #HocusPocus2

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

We’re back, Witches. 🧹

Hocus Pocus 2, an Original movie event, streaming September 30 on @DisneyPlus. #HocusPocus2

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

204 days until Christmas 🥹

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Finished shooting at the pole. The magic begins this fall. Don’t tell anyone I shared this photo looking out Santa’s window.

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@JHarrison10 Birds in Hawaii are pretty cool.

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

J was holding onto ME, he ripped his arm away + said “don’t touch me. You’re mean. You did mean things. So mean” over + over + over. He then woke up + said “were you talking to me?” 🙃

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

My husband is notorious for talking (and sometimes acting) in his sleep. Please enjoy this thread of things he has done.

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

I bought a 12 pack of @drpepper from @Walmart today and half of them are half empty… what gives??

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@konner_mac Tell em sis 👀👀👀

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@JKHefner @JHarrison10 YEAH WHAT HE SAID!!!

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

Anyone else weirded out by Mary marrying Matthew?? Who is her COUSIN? Doesn’t matter what era we’re in. That’s still family 🤢 #downtonabbey

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

One thing I’ve never understood: athletes (specifically male gymnasts because that’s what I’m currently watching) still using SAFETY PINS to secure their numbers. This is the OLYMPICS; have we nothing else to secure them? All I can see is one bad fall & it stabbing into them 🤢

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@elliednorth Real housewife of Grayson Co I’m D E A D. Come be a housewife of Fort Worth it’s so fun 😂😂😂

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

Not wrong….

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I told my wife we could go out to eat absolutely anywhere she wanted.

She chose a Mexican restaurant so she could order queso.

Girls don't want to be wined and dined. They just want to eat their body weight in cheese.

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

S: I bought your birthday gift today
J: but you didn’t have my list!
S: so??
J: well is it something I wanted?
S: I don’t know, I didn’t have your list.

#marriage

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@xoxojbrooke I’m look at the Kia Telluride!

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

Same, doggo. Same.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i do not know. how to do my taxes

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@elliednorth Okay it’s true I’m sorry I’ll regret it for the rest of Forever & Always (piano version only in my car)

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

@JHarrison10 DEAD LOL 💀💀💀

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

Me today. Then realizing an hour later IM ON CALL- I’m sorry yes I’m returning your call? 🥲🥲🥲

[Sierra Hefner @TheSierraHefner]

How it started vs how it’s going- breakfast nook remodel edition 🤍