Eric Bauza died at his home as a result of hypertensive cardiovascular disease, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner records.
The legendary voice actor was 46.
RIP Eric Bauza
He was a huge fan of Drift and had wanted to voice the character for years, before finally getting to do so in RID 2015! A dream role I'm sure he was proud of.
“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”
Maybe because:
• They graduated into a pandemic
• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse
• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%
• Watched a world war start before they turned 25
• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from
• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled
• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown
• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless
• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs
• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire
• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill
But yeah.
It’s the avocado toast.
GAMOVERSE GOT GREENLIT
CHARACTER AI IS GOING BANKRUPT
WILDWOOD IS OUT NOW
GTA 6 RELEASES NEXT MONTH
AVENGERS DOOMSDAY THIS YEAR
SHREK 5 NEXT YEAR
THE POPE IS CANCER FREE
THE MCRIB IS BACK
THE WORLD IS HEALING
WOKE IS BACK
Dumbledore: NEXT, WE HAVE HARRY POTTER! HAHAHAHAHA!
The Great Hall fell silent as Harry stood proudly at the Slytherin table beside Dracaena Malfoy.
Dumbledore: POTTAH?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?!
Harry: Well, Professor, I got kicked out of Gryffindor. Dracaena is really cute, and she used that Neko magic on me, and everyone here treats me better, so here I am!
Dumbledore: ...
Dumbledore: YOU GOT FUCKING KICKED OUT?!
Harry: Well, they told me I wasn't welcome anymore.
Dumbledore: WHO?! WHO THE FUCK KICKED HARRY POTTER OUT OF GRYFFINDOR?! RON?! HERMIONE?! DEAN?! SEAMUS?! WHO THE FUCK DID IT?!
Harry: Professor, please calm down.
Dumbledore: CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! MY BOY HAS BEEN THROWN OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE AND ADOPTED BY THE FUCKING SNAKES!
Dumbledore: AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT DRACAENA BEING CUTE?! AND NEKO MAGIC?! NEKO MAGIC?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL?!
Dracaena: Headmaster, I can explain!
Dumbledore: NO, MISS MALFOY! I AM HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS!
Dumbledore: SEVERUS SNAPE! YOU POTIONS-BREWING ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!
Snape: I have done absolutely nothing, Headmaster.
Dumbledore: NOTHING?! HARRY POTTER HAS ABANDONED GRYFFINDOR, JOINED SLYTHERIN, AND IS APPARENTLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NEKO MAGIC! AND YOU STAND THERE LIKE A SMUG LITTLE BASTARD?!
Snape: Perhaps the boy has finally developed some intelligence.
Dumbledore: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, SNAPE!
Harry: Honestly, Professor, I'm quite happy here.
Dumbledore: SHUT UP, HARRY! STFU! I AM TRYING TO HAVE A MELTDOWN!
Dumbledore: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE CAREER, I AM DEDUCTING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POINT FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Dumbledore: GRYFFINDOR! MINUS FIVE HUNDRED POINTS!
Dumbledore: MINUS ONE THOUSAND! MINUS TEN THOUSAND! MINUS A BILLION! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE!
Dumbledore: EVERY LAST POINT GOES TO SLYTHERIN! FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!
Snape: smirking
Dumbledore: DON'T YOU FUCKING SMILE AT ME, YOU BALD-HEADED POTIONS ASSHOLE! I KNOW THAT SMILE! YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SHIT FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS!
Snape: I have no idea what you mean.
Dumbledore: YOU SLITHERING BASTARD!
Harry: Professor, really, it's fine. The Slytherins have been treating me really well. They even saved a seat for me beside Dracaena.
Dracaena: grabs Harry's arm and blushes And he is staying with us.
Dumbledore: ...
Dumbledore: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY SLYTHERIN! DRACAENA MALFOY HAS DEPLOYED FUCKING NEKO MAGIC! SEVERUS SNAPE IS HAVING THE BEST DAY OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE! AND GRYFFINDOR HAS APPARENTLY DEVELOPED A COLLECTIVE BRAIN INJURY!
Harry: Would you like some pumpkin juice, Professor?
Dumbledore: NO, HARRY! I WANT ANSWERS! I WANT NAMES! I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT KICKING HARRY POTTER OUT WAS A GOOD IDEA!
Dumbledore: THEN WHO THE FUCK DID IT?!
Dumbledore: I NEED A HOLIDAY! I NEED A NEW SCHOOL! I NEED A NEW PROFESSION! I NEED TO RETIRE TO A FUCKING CAVE AND NEVER SPEAK TO ANOTHER WIZARD AGAIN! I'M GONNA KILL DOBBY
Dumbledore: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!