Simon (parody)

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[Simon (parody) @TheSimonBarrett]

Welcome back Donald, you fucking cunt

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This rocket launch from NASA-Kennedy in Cape Canaveral, Florida was caught on camera from a distance of 21 km away and altitude of 8,500 m by E. Milner on a flight from Baltimore, Maryland to Fort Lauderdale, Florida in 2016

[HD: https://t.co/Xo5zH9xE1z]
https://t.co/2Qeqo1M7Sc

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

The Crown: Series 5 episode 5. Charles and Diana agree to separate.

[Simon (parody) @TheSimonBarrett]

Saw your boyfriend telling everyone he's on Mastadon now

[GL @gldivittorio]

You're laughing. Instagram accounts that gained hundreds of thousands of followers entirely by posting twitter screenshots are losing the source of their livelihood and you're laughing.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

For the last month I've been reporting on a group of people who travel across America blocking wind and solar projects.

This group has passed clean energy opposition laws in states across the country.

Here's the story of one man who has been doing this for 10+ years.

🧵

[Quilter Nations Series @QuilterNations]

In anticipation of #WALvGEO, a girls' choir in the Georgian city of Gori put on a performance of that classic Welsh hymn, 'Calon Lân' ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇪

@GeorgianRugby | @WelshRugbyUnion

[BLACK ARCHIVES @blackarchivesco]

Greenville, South Carolina. Photographs by Margaret Bourke-White (1956) via the LIFE Photo Collection

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

make a non-Christmas film Christmassy. I'll go first:

The Human Santapede

[Simon (parody) @TheSimonBarrett]

Let's be honest with ourselves here. If Twitter disappeared, it would be a blessing upon humanity.

We should all embrace it.

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

The glory days
Proper Sportsmanship
Proper Athletes

[Colm O'Regan @colmoregan]

SHOW HIS FACE COWARDS

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

[Simon (parody) @TheSimonBarrett]

Vote Labour

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Prices rise 11.1% in year to October as energy bills drive UK inflation rate to 41-year high https://t.co/Ng0Yr66ZM3

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.

[Simon (parody) @TheSimonBarrett]

@ProfBrianCox The cheesy script tho 😂

[Simon (parody) @TheSimonBarrett]

@BBC_TopGear

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

Not a Versace photoshoot, this is 102 years ago - on Saturday 3rd March 1918. The Great War rages & photographer Paul Castlenau travelled to what became Jordan to take this autochrome of Fayz Bey el Azm (companion of Emir Fayçal) which I've Babelised for you. It is not colourised

[Clown Store @sevkatechnology]

When Grimes leaves Elon he is going to become more divorced than any man has ever been divorced

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

Liberated Kherson singing Chervona Kalyna, a song that was banned for nine months. No electricity — Russia destroyed the power lines before leaving.