Simon Audley

Manager of the 38th Best Cinema in the UK/IRE (TimeOut) / Cinephile / Wrestling Fan / Twin Peakie

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I was at the Chevy Chase / Mike Read show tonight at @EventimApollo. I'll soon be setting up a GoFundMe page for fellow victims.

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@superTV247 Welcome to Love Island, where ANYTHING can happen.

It just so happens that what DOES actually happen is the same things that happen every year. But still, anything COULD happen...

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Please put this on the poster @jackassworld @ParamountPics

[Ralph @zukothedragon]

@jackassworld The last one had way too much dick and balls. Please not so much dick and balls.

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@WrestleFeatures The Internet is going to fucking explode if Oba doesn't win

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@ValVenisEnt You seem normal

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@RealEmirHan Good to know that this scene in a film, directed by a director was intentional. As opposed of course, to...unintentional?

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@Zashy120 Three that always come to mind;

Mike Knox (ECW)
Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer (ECW)
Simon Diamond (TNA)

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@BobMage70323520 @JohnWilliams004 @ITVSport @AEW @AEWpress It's updated on ITV website, so hopefully soon. Seriously, what a shit show though. Think how many viewers they'll lose by this switch up. Almost nobody knows it's on this evening.

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@WrestleFeatures Now THAT is good shit

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@WrestleFeatures I didn't mind the match at all. Another weirdly paced ending though.

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@DiscussingFilm One of their wives just murdered someone...but Keanu is the villain?

[MUBI @mubi]

Gene Hackman (1930 — 2025)

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@LFFstubs Unrelated to this post, but I realised recently another pet peeve at the cinema; when people read out loud the age-related content on the BBFC rating card "scenes of moderate nudity and mild language". Yes we can all read it.

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@SkyHelpTeam @ScottThomas2016 Hi Sky. It's now tomorrow, and no sign of either show 😔 any update?

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@davidehrlich POV of the boy

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.@sapphicspielbrg I know this will have NOTHING to do with you, but do you know anything about a UK physical release of TV Glow? We're gagging! 😵‍💫

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@blockbustervhs 👀

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@TheDylanRabbit He'd like to what now...?

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@Nasha_Foster @bluesky Hero! I'm on it!

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