AeySimpBro

RTs are not endorsements | I strike when the thirst is real—delivering a metaphorical jab to cure simping, restore balance, and bring back men’s dignity..

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

"The cost of marriage in India? False cases, humiliation, and despair. The gift of marriage has turned into a funeral march for men. India, how many sons will you bury before you act?Protect our sons before it's too late #JusticeIsDue #NitikaSinghania #JusticeForAtulSubhash

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

Tragic death of Atul Subhash: Who'll answer for Bengaluru techie's suicide? #5Live with @ShivAroor | #JusticeForAtulSubhash #ITLivestream https://t.co/wspXUZO4Rr

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

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[Chace Chambers @ChamberofFit]

No matter how much you exercise, you won’t get lean until you fix your diet.

Here are 9 cheat codes to quickly fix it:

1. Eat a lot of potatoes

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@Yussuf_Yusuff @venom1s Fuck you

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@RealWahidaAFG Gand masti khatm hi nahi hoti inki 😂

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@FabulasGuy Better than banyan 😂

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@5UM8O Kaam Karo jao.. yeh insta pe reels banana koi mehnat nahi hoti

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@namitathapar Piece of shit

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Hindu men are on the ground, working hard and risking their lives to protect Hindu women.

While feminist Hindu girls hate and abuse Hindu men.

They post on Instagram reels that dating a Muslim is my choice.

Also, most of these Love Jihad cases are fake. These girls already know their identity and religion, but still date and sleep with them.

Later, when things go wrong, they play the victim.

But still, good, kind-hearted Hindu men want to save them.

[Kevin Heintz @AskCoachKev]

A poor diet is the #1 reason people can't lose fat.

After coaching 900+ people, the ones who lose the most do the same thing, pick 3-4 simple meals on repeat.

Here's the list:

1. Chipotle

[Snehal 🍁 @Snehalsays_03]

The casting director of Dhurandhar deserves a raise 🤌🏻

Amazing cast (Inspired Characters) , A thread 🧵

1. Ajay Sanyal

[Kashmiri Hindu @RohitInExile]

This is my home in Kashmir right on the banks of River Jhelum. The place I took my first steps, spoke my first words. Gone since the 1990 Genocide. A Muslim family lives there illegally. I have tried for 2.5 years, submitted all papers to the Govt but every time, local officials say 'No home at that address'.

My mother still clutches the old key. Please help. Share and amplify my plea. Maybe, one day, justice will return our world to us. 🙏🏼🕉️🚩

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@XLifeSOS @venom1s Ap chumtiye hain

[Leddy @LeddyLLC]

High cortisol = stubborn belly fat, poor sleep, and low testosterone.

Most people stay trapped in this state for years without realizing it.

Here are 8 ways to lower your cortisol levels (save for when you need it)🧵

1. Morning sunlight

[Save A Man @Save_A_Man]

Ejaculation makes you weak. Staying horny makes you powerful.

Natural and healthy routine for every man.

1. Drink water early in the morning. Do it for your kidneys.

2. Eat at least two eggs every day. Do it for your brain and hormones.

3. Practice Kegel exercises and take a walk to boost your stamina and improve your strength.

4. Drink a shot of ginger every morning. Do it to boost your immune system.

5. Get morning sunlight. Do it for your skin.

6. When you sit, sit straight. When you stand, stand straight. Do it for your spine.

7. Eat raw garlic before bedtime. Do it to boost your testosterone.

8. Eat raw onions or add them to your meals. Do it to help prevent cancer.

9. Eat avocado daily. Do it for your heart.

10. Add tomatoes to your meal, do it to prevent prostate.

11. Blend watermelon together with pomegranate juice. Do it to perform well as a man.

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@venom1s Why the complaining ones are all so ugly ?

[Kevin Heintz @AskCoachKev]

After 9 years in the gym, here's every fitness tip I could come up with:

1. Stop drinking alcohol.

[Saavni Srivastva 🍁 @IntrovertSaavni]

Life of Indian man
- Born
- Start studying
- No time for hobbies or sports
- Treated harshly by teachers and society
- Compete against millions for college
- Compete for jobs
- Finally get a job
- Responsibility of the family
- Marry and have kids
- Take care of wife, kids, and parents
- Sacrifice all dreams for them
- Work whole life
- Die

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@venom1s 🥺

[AeySimpBro @TheSimpJab]

@shutupari_ I can remove a single chana...since you asked to remove one thing !

[Mace @maceisthebest23]

Sometimes it feels like our ancestors weren’t wrong for putting so many restrictions on girls 💯
Today, a man studies hard, gets a job at 26–27, and when he finally gets married, he ends up with a girl who’s already been fucked around (had multiple sexual partners). Later, when the husband finds out about her past, that same girl turns his entire life into a living hell 💔